How Big is Your Dick?

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Always enjoyed that BeeGees song,
"How deep is your cnut, (is your cnut),
how deep is your cnut,
I really need to learn,
cos we're living in a world of tools,
breaking us down,
when we all should . . . .


Roz, maybe you should ask for some photos.

I knew a guy once who had a framed photo of his left testicle on the mantlepiece at his mother's house. He said that his mum's friends would look at it wondering what it was.
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Eeew no thanks, no photos for me.

BUT I do want to give everyone the sense of absolute delight that comes from having your private bits discussed openly. It's not awkward or embarrassing at all. :)
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About 6-7 inches, nobody ever complained it was too big or too small. 8-)
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it's a subject that I suppose womenfolk may discuss between themselves. I have personally never been asked the size of my manhood by anyone over past years. But I have known of a few white expats who maybe bordering on the larger size, 10+". That may cause them a little problem or not, first there is condom size to consider. But what of the young lady, more so being small, in many ways. I knew of only a few ladies who would sometimes go with these men due to their size and sex drive, usually the fee for the act would by high.
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Men are not embarrassed or bothered about talking dicks.
Many are happy to get them out and show them, NKOTB being one, inadvertently. Possibly.
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What we need is some females with personal experience of a wide range of expat men’s penises to discuss said penises - it’s not like women are posting about their breast sizes - except when seeking bras- or the tightness of their vaginas. It’s the men doing that - so a like for like would be for those who have experienced the penises to discuss them.

As already noted, it’s not often a man’s schlong makes its size known in a pair of trousers on the street. Personally, I have no interest in seeing the outline of a man’s penis in the street - I am prepared that male fashion may lead us back to the 70s with a 20s twist though.
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mannanman wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:23 pm Men are not embarrassed or bothered about talking dicks.
Many are happy to get them out and show them, NKOTB being one, inadvertently. Possibly.
Quite - they compare them. They urinate together. They wank together.
I don’t think many men take kindly to a women snickering at it being teeny weeny though - not unless they are actually well endowed
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violet wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:31 pm
mannanman wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:23 pm Men are not embarrassed or bothered about talking dicks.
Many are happy to get them out and show them, NKOTB being one, inadvertently. Possibly.
Quite - they compare them. They urinate together. They wank together.
I don’t think many men take kindly to a women snickering at it being teeny weeny though - not unless they are actually well endowed
Wanking together! Really?
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violet wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:31 pm

Quite - they compare them.
They urinate together.
They wank together.
😂 Really?

Not sure your "men sample" is overly reflective of normal blokes 😅
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