How Big is Your Dick?

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Re: How Big is Your Dick?

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rozzieoz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:49 am
IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:32 am You don't need a penis to be a dick
You don't need a vagina to be a cunt.

The rest is just semantics
What does this even mean? What has it got to do with the subject?
Now you’re just being deliberately obtuse, and demonstrating a drop in sense of humour.
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Re: How Big is Your Dick?

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The topic is about dick size.
Everyone seems to be avoiding the question.

We've had discussions about vaginas, boobs, periods, menopause, women's plastic surgery, women's economic issues, women's weight, looks and any other thing related to women.

Why is discussing penis size so difficult?
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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Expat dick size on the whole (no pun intended) is bigger apparently..
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The countries with the smallest erect penis length are:

Cambodia - 10.04 cm (3.95 inches)
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For me it depends who is playing with it. It stays small and limp when i get a prostate exam. It grows when i see ldies who i like. It grows some more if these ladies touch or play with it and gets to its full potential when kissed or on entry to a lady. (I dont add boy either)
It averages about ........................................... that big when hanging about and to .............................................................................about here when working.

However when dipped in cold water or exposed to chill it disappears into the safety of my adequet gut


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Re: How Big is Your Dick?

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rozzieoz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:49 am
IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:32 am You don't need a penis to be a dick
You don't need a vagina to be a cunt.

The rest is just semantics
What does this even mean? What has it got to do with the subject?
I can't believe you are forcing me against my will to mansplain this statement to you... but here goes.

People can be a pain in the ass.
People can be rude, obnoxious and generally detestable.
People can be spiteful and vindictive

People is men and women. having a penis or a vagina doesn't preclude you from being either a "dick" or a "cunt"
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Re: How Big is Your Dick?

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I had a 600cc dick before I left England in 2010
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and here's my dick after my divorce
Its a bad image as it was scanned from a photo way back before digital cameras were a thing
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IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 12:24 pm Image

I had a 600cc dick before I left England in 2010
Why even bother with a piddly small dick teen 400!
I had a GSXR400 - fun, revvy but slow and too small.

I like big dick bikes. 750 up. Ohhh

I’m more of a bum man. Hyabusa of arses is Elaine Paige.
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IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 12:24 pm Image

I had a 600cc dick before I left England in 2010
Prosthetics don’t count😉
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Re: How Big is Your Dick?

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IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 12:10 pm
rozzieoz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:49 am
IraHayes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:32 am You don't need a penis to be a dick
You don't need a vagina to be a cunt.

The rest is just semantics
What does this even mean? What has it got to do with the subject?
I can't believe you are forcing me against my will to mansplain this statement to you... but here goes.

People can be a pain in the ass.
People can be rude, obnoxious and generally detestable.
People can be spiteful and vindictive

People is men and women. having a penis or a vagina doesn't preclude you from being either a "dick" or a "cunt"
Yes but that's not what this thread is about.
How big is your dick?
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
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