How Big is Your Dick?

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How Big is Your Dick?

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Average penis size:
According to a 2014 reviewTrusted Source of 20 studies with a total of 15,521 males, the average penis length is:

9.16 centimeters (cm) or 3.6 inches (in) when flaccid
13.24 cm or 5.2 in when stretched in a flaccid state
13.12 cm or 5.17 in when erect
The average penis circumference is:

9.31 cm or 3.6 in when flaccid
11.66 cm or 4.6 in when erect
Another 2014 article reported average erect penile dimensions based on the self-measurements obtained from 1,661 men.

The average erect penis length was 14.5 cm or 5.7 in, and the average erect penis circumference was 12.23 cm or 4.8 in.

However, as this study relied on the men’s own measurements, the results may be less reliable.
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And here's some useful information:

If she says "Size doesn't matter honey" it means "Oh god I hope his tongue works because he's getting nowhere with that teeny little thing"
If she says "Don't worry honey, it's not all about the orgasm" it means "I wish he would hurry up and finish so i can sort myself out."

You're welcome :)
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If she says "It's okay honey, we can do it in the morning" it means "Thank god I don't have to have sex tonight" and the other very popular one, "I'll just tell him how great he was and he's so drunk, he won't remember."

If she says "It's the perfect size!" it means "Thank god he's not going to injure me with that little thing!"
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Ok Roz, I'll take the bait just to put your mind at ease.

It has been stated by some that Asian women have small vaginas.

Most expat males have small penises so that is why they like Asian women.

So, there you have it.

Happy now?
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p.s. Your stats above are a bit skewed.

Country by country will give better results. (Compare Thai guy with Nigerian guy, for example).
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"A guy was sitting in a bus one morning, when he noticed the beautiful young women sitting next to him was reading a book entitled 'Strange But True Sexual Facts'. "Is it interesting"? He asked, "Yes she replied, for instance, did you know that the North American red Indian has the longest penis in the world and the Irish man has the thickest"? "Oh am sorry" she continued, my name is Helen and what's yours? she asked,................ "Tonto O'Riley" He replied."



The countries with the largest erect penis length are:

Ecuador - 17.61 cm (6.93 inches)
Cameroon - 16.67 cm (6.56 inches)
Bolivia - 16.51 cm (6.5 inches)
Sudan - 16.47 cm (6.48 inches)
Haiti - 16.01 cm (6.3 inches)
Senegal - 15.89 cm (6.26 inches)
Gambia - 15.88 cm (6.25 inches)
Netherlands - 15.87 cm (6.25 inches)
Cuba - 15.87 cm (6.25 inches)
Zambia - 15.78 cm (6.21 inches)


The countries with the smallest erect penis length are:

Cambodia - 10.04 cm (3.95 inches)
Burma - 10.70 cm (4.21 inches)
Taiwan - 10.78 cm (4.24 inches)
Philippines - 10.85 cm (4.27 inches)
Sri Lanka - 10.89 cm (4.29 inches)
Hong Kong - 11.19 cm (4.41 inches)
Bangladesh - 11.20 cm (4.41 inches)
Thailand - 11.45 cm (4.51 inches)
Vietnam - 11.47 cm (4.52 inches)
Malaysia - 11.49 cm (4.52 inches)

https://worldpopulationreview.com/count ... by-country
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See, that’s why the perfect women is a ladyboy.
Cock AND tits.

I don’t have a cock so I’m not fussed.
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Username Taken wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:16 am Ok Roz, I'll take the bait just to put your mind at ease.

It has been stated by some that Asian women have small vaginas.

Most expat males have small penises so that is why they like Asian women.

So, there you have it.

Happy now?
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You don't need a penis to be a dick
You don't need a vagina to be a cunt.

The rest is just semantics
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IraHayes wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:32 am You don't need a penis to be a dick
You don't need a vagina to be a cunt.

The rest is just semantics
What does this even mean? What has it got to do with the subject?
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