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siliconlife wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 1:21 pm Dude, I think you should come here and just check it out first. Cambodia is not quite the place you are expecting... It's dead-easy to tell the difference between a massage joint and a brothel, or even happy-ending spot, you'll see...
Give the poster a break, just enjoying the foreplay...
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Welcome to CEO the new Cambodian Sex Advice Forum for prospected visitors. :stir:
Always "hope" but never "expect".
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AndyKK wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 8:50 pm Welcome to CEO the new Cambodian Sex Advice Forum for prospected visitors. :stir:
haha yeah it feels a bit that way but in fairness though, after 2 years of covid discussion, it's a refreshing change I think to get new traveller 'cultural exchange' topics again :mrgreen:
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timmydownawell wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:56 pm Please explain "non sexual massage"
It has a sad endding.
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AlexJonesCrab wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:43 pm Hi there,
Any suggestions for the best non sexual massage places in PP or SR?
Or Happy Ending Massage places if necessary, that are also very good at the actual massage?
:o

Happy ending "If Necessary" oooo..k 😉 hahaha

"I only came here to unwind and have a relaxing massage but if you insist and really have to, go on then"
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I’d second the recommendation for Seeing Hands Massage for a good massage. The men and women there aren’t often completely blind, but close. Good strong massage, no happy endings.

A second is the massage place where they wear uniforms. Pick the fat, ugly girl. Much more likely to get a strong massage and no surprises.

Avoid getting massages from KTV girls or girly bars.
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AlexJonesCrab wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:43 pm Hi there,
Any suggestions for the best non sexual massage places in PP or SR?
Or Happy Ending Massage places if necessary, that are also very good at the actual massage?
:o
Happy ending "if necessary."
This made me literally laugh out loud.
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rozzieoz wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 12:56 pm
AlexJonesCrab wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 12:43 pm Hi there,
Any suggestions for the best non sexual massage places in PP or SR?
Or Happy Ending Massage places if necessary, that are also very good at the actual massage?
:o
Happy ending "if necessary."
This made me literally laugh out loud.
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newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:07 am I’d second the recommendation for Seeing Hands Massage for a good massage. The men and women there aren’t often completely blind, but close. Good strong massage, no happy endings.

A second is the massage place where they wear uniforms. Pick the fat, ugly girl. Much more likely to get a strong massage and no surprises.

Avoid getting massages from KTV girls or girly bars.
What man wouldn’t want his manhandle manhandled by a fat ugly girl in a uniform?
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Chad Sexington wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:07 pm What man wouldn’t want his manhandle manhandled by a fat ugly girl in a uniform?
It's been keeping the dominatrix business alive for years ;)
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