Constipated goldfish saved by surgery

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Constipated goldfish saved by surgery

Post by Anchor Moy » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:02 am

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A goldfish lover from Norfolk paid hundreds of pounds in vets' fees when his pet became constipated.

The owner took his ailing fish to Toll Barn Veterinary Centre in North Walsham where vets told him it was constipated and an operation would cost about £300.

Vet Faye Bethell used anaesthetised water to knock out the goldfish before removing the blockages.

"At the end of the day they're all pets and everybody does have a commitment to their pet," Miss Bethell said.

"[The goldfish] was constipated because he had a lump blocking his bottom, rather than because of his diet or any other reason," she said.
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Re: Constipated goldfish saved by surgery

Post by Soi Dog » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:06 am

A goldfish lover..

"[The goldfish] was constipated because he had a lump blocking his bottom..."
A "goldfish lover" in a more literal sense, maybe?
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Re: Constipated goldfish saved by surgery

Post by Anchor Moy » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:12 am

Soi Dog wrote:
A goldfish lover..

"[The goldfish] was constipated because he had a lump blocking his bottom..."
A "goldfish lover" in a more literal sense, maybe?
You got a sick mind SD.
Seen the size of that goldfish ?
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Re: Constipated goldfish saved by surgery

Post by Garry.Crabtree » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:00 am

Just wondering.
If it was an Alligator, would it have been a "crock of shit"?
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