Oh, You Internet.

Yeah, that place out 'there'. Anything not really Cambodia related should go here.
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Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Havin’ a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like ta come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinkin'.'
'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too.'
'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! . I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too!'
'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?'

‘Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us’.
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The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the polar bear $2 coin
in view of its demise due to global warming!
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At the height of political correctness, they will replace it with two gay deer.
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The coin will now be called “two fuckin’ bucks”!
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When you desperately need that extra 500 riels to get your morning Ganzberg
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