Sex on a train

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Re: Sex on a train

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This was only a snippet of a 5 part story that the OP has posted on TOF, :shock:

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Post by Kamou caphe » Sat Apr 24, 2021 5:12 pm

Enjoy this read split into 5 x ten - fifteen minute reads.

Then you get to answer 5 multiple choice questions to show you were paying attention.

Post by Kamou caphe » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:21 pm

Part one.
What did I have at Angkor?
a) a premonition,
b) an accident,
c) an ice cream

Part 2
What did I plead in court?
a) insanity,
b) murder,
c) human rights legislation

Part 3
After I left the hospital what happened?
a) I had a fight at the bus station,
b) I went to a bar for a whiskey,
c) I was mugged at knifepoint.

Part 4
What did I do with my paychecks?
a) invested in a business deal that went sour,
b) saved for holidays,
c) spent it on beer, women, drugs and gambling

Part 5
What do I compare my wife to?
a) a crazy dog,
b) a gold digging thieving,
c) a precious stone

AND THEN... The OP makes positive comments on his own post...


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Post by logos » Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:51 pm

I tried. But got bored after about 3 minutes and gave up

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Post by Kamou caphe » Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:49 pm

I just read your story. Really great read.

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Post by Kamou caphe » Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:51 pm

Great story and an interesting story teller direct and to the point, no attempt at flowering things up to try and make yourself appear clever. Keep those stories coming

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Post by Kamou caphe » Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:53 pm

Enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing your story.

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Post by Kamou caphe » Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:54 pm

Just wanted to thank you. I greatly enjoyed reading them in particular because I have similar stories of traveling in Asia for years and finally running into the right girl, marrying her and bringing her to the West.


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Post by Rama » Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:55 pm

TLDR

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Post by Kamou caphe » Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:12 am

It's interesting that when I posted this on a different expat website with comments closed and left my email address as contact that I only received positive comments. However with comments open I get only negative replies.

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Post by horace » Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:48 am

Interesting that you make the only postive comments yourself! Are you totally nuts?
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