Coal Miners Driving Teslas
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Coal Miners Driving Teslas
What happens when you take an electric car into a town full of petrolheads and coalminers, and film them planting their steel-capped boots on the accelerator?
“Fuck me … it’s like a rocket ship,” says one miner, who usually spends his time driving V8s or manoeuvring a giant coal scoop.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... ectric-car
“Fuck me … it’s like a rocket ship,” says one miner, who usually spends his time driving V8s or manoeuvring a giant coal scoop.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... ectric-car
Re: Coal Miners Driving Teslas
What a great big WANK why are they still making cars that can go faster and faster, what would be impressive is seeing them driving at max speed 80klm into a brick wall and watching them both get out of the car laughing, now that's how cars should be made nowadays.
I'm standing up, so I must be straight.
What's a poor man do when the blues keep following him around.(Smoking Dynamite)
What's a poor man do when the blues keep following him around.(Smoking Dynamite)
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Re: Coal Miners Driving Teslas
I wont do these poor coal miners much good, no matter how fast or slow their car will go.
Their whole industry is speeding towards a rapidly approaching brick wall at 200 mph while they are hooting -
"Holy Shit, This is better than a rocket ship. Fuck brakes."
Their whole industry is speeding towards a rapidly approaching brick wall at 200 mph while they are hooting -
"Holy Shit, This is better than a rocket ship. Fuck brakes."
Re: Coal Miners Driving Teslas
Not sure I agree with that - what's the point of a car crashed into a wall?atst wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 6:55 am What a great big WANK why are they still making cars that can go faster and faster, what would be impressive is seeing them driving at max speed 80klm into a brick wall and watching them both get out of the car laughing, now that's how cars should be made nowadays.
What would be impressive is a car that removes all controls from a human & states "I'm sorry Samnang, I can't do that". (i.e. drive like an incompetent idiot). A car being able to tell it's owner drives like an idiot, so takes over full control & gets them safely from A to B - possibly with varying levels of ejector seat force at the destination depending on wank the driver was, I'd invest in that.
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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