Beautiful nude lady in bed spills her Golden Arches french fries over her scrumptuous body

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Arget wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:59 pm
Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:55 pm It got a thread of its own?

Right let's at it then.

"Can I have a tossed salad with that?"
If you are going to toss the salad why bother ordering it? :beer3:
Because I can tell she's a girl that needs to give, and it's quite tricky to toss one's own salad.
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Along similar lines..

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Spigzy wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:01 pm
Arget wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:56 am Yuck....................cold chips
My first thought was the smell - of cold chips. Just nasty.
I'd eat every single one of the bastards
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Phnom Poon wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:55 pm
Chad Sexington wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 3:42 pm The story of the emperors new clothes springs to mind, you see high conceptual art, where I see a bird whose spilled her French fries on her tits.
lol
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Kung-fu Hillbilly wrote: Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:55 pm It got a thread of its own?

Right let's at it then.

"Can I have a tossed salad with that?"
I had to work in a prison to learn what that meant.
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No mayonnaise?
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Strawberryshake wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:17 pm No mayonnaise?
never ate french fries (or is it now freedom fries) with mayo before i traveled to Amsterdam, was always happy with gravy
now, cant have them any other way
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phuketrichard wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:27 pm
Strawberryshake wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:17 pm No mayonnaise?
never ate french fries (or is it now freedom fries) with mayo before i traveled to Amsterdam, was always happy with gravy
now, cant have them any other way
Reminds me of that movie Pulp Fiction 😃, anyway that lady looks like she needs some sauce
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