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clutchcargo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 pm
Khmer joke from FB..strange translation but you'll get the drift..
A man has 3 girlfriends but don't know which woman should marry. That man decided to divide money for 3 women in 1 people 5000 $ and let's see how they spend.
The 1th girl get money to buy new clothes, hair, nails, nails, legs and tell her boyfriend:
I get money to make yourself beautiful for you because I love you so much.
The 2th girl get money to buy golf tickets, buy CD, buy TV, buy stereo for boyfriend:
I bought all these for you because I love you.
The 3th girl hold money 5000 $ buy company. After the price of the company is up to 2, he paid 5000 $ boyfriend's money and continue to do it with some money left.
I get money to eat for our future because I love you so much.
But the man who was his boyfriend had long thought and decided to spend the two women's money. Last of the man chose the woman who had the biggest breasts.
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Alarmed?
The decline and demise of the this branch of ape-kind will never be as exciting as a movie screenplay.
The decline and demise of the this branch of ape-kind will never be as exciting as a movie screenplay.
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You mean you don't get it at all, or it's just too lame?hanno wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:34 amclutchcargo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 pm
Khmer joke from FB..strange translation but you'll get the drift..
A man has 3 girlfriends but don't know which woman should marry. That man decided to divide money for 3 women in 1 people 5000 $ and let's see how they spend.
The 1th girl get money to buy new clothes, hair, nails, nails, legs and tell her boyfriend:
I get money to make yourself beautiful for you because I love you so much.
The 2th girl get money to buy golf tickets, buy CD, buy TV, buy stereo for boyfriend:
I bought all these for you because I love you.
The 3th girl hold money 5000 $ buy company. After the price of the company is up to 2, he paid 5000 $ boyfriend's money and continue to do it with some money left.
I get money to eat for our future because I love you so much.
But the man who was his boyfriend had long thought and decided to spend the two women's money. Last of the man chose the woman who had the biggest breasts.
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Seems lame partly because it's long, but unsure because of the bad translation.clutchcargo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:20 pmYou mean you don't get it at all, or it's just too lame?hanno wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:34 amclutchcargo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 pm
Khmer joke from FB..strange translation but you'll get the drift..
A man has 3 girlfriends but don't know which woman should marry. That man decided to divide money for 3 women in 1 people 5000 $ and let's see how they spend.
The 1th girl get money to buy new clothes, hair, nails, nails, legs and tell her boyfriend:
I get money to make yourself beautiful for you because I love you so much.
The 2th girl get money to buy golf tickets, buy CD, buy TV, buy stereo for boyfriend:
I bought all these for you because I love you.
The 3th girl hold money 5000 $ buy company. After the price of the company is up to 2, he paid 5000 $ boyfriend's money and continue to do it with some money left.
I get money to eat for our future because I love you so much.
But the man who was his boyfriend had long thought and decided to spend the two women's money. Last of the man chose the woman who had the biggest breasts.
Give us a fine translation if you get it.....otherwise what should one do with it ?
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OK, my take on it is there's this guy who thinks he's so clever that he dreams up this elaborate plan to give each of his girlfriends money to see what they do with it with a view to assessing which one is worthy to marry.Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Thu Aug 20, 2020 1:02 pmSeems lame partly because it's long, but unsure because of the bad translation.clutchcargo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:20 pmYou mean you don't get it at all, or it's just too lame?hanno wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:34 amclutchcargo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 pm
Khmer joke from FB..strange translation but you'll get the drift..
A man has 3 girlfriends but don't know which woman should marry. That man decided to divide money for 3 women in 1 people 5000 $ and let's see how they spend.
The 1th girl get money to buy new clothes, hair, nails, nails, legs and tell her boyfriend:
I get money to make yourself beautiful for you because I love you so much.
The 2th girl get money to buy golf tickets, buy CD, buy TV, buy stereo for boyfriend:
I bought all these for you because I love you.
The 3th girl hold money 5000 $ buy company. After the price of the company is up to 2, he paid 5000 $ boyfriend's money and continue to do it with some money left.
I get money to eat for our future because I love you so much.
But the man who was his boyfriend had long thought and decided to spend the two women's money. Last of the man chose the woman who had the biggest breasts.
Give us a fine translation if you get it.....otherwise what should one do with it ?
Now each one arguably can't be faulted with their actions as an expression of their love for him.
After thinking long and hard about it, the guy couldn't decide which one so just opts to take the money No.3 made and pick the one with the biggest titts..
So, I think a parody of a man who was too smart for his own boots who in the end was selfish and shallow. As you say Ghostwriter, perhaps part of the joke is the lengthy story telling designed to get the reader to expect a fancy climax but in the end there is only a glib result.
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Both.clutchcargo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:20 pmYou mean you don't get it at all, or it's just too lame?hanno wrote: ↑Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:34 amclutchcargo wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 pm
Khmer joke from FB..strange translation but you'll get the drift..
A man has 3 girlfriends but don't know which woman should marry. That man decided to divide money for 3 women in 1 people 5000 $ and let's see how they spend.
The 1th girl get money to buy new clothes, hair, nails, nails, legs and tell her boyfriend:
I get money to make yourself beautiful for you because I love you so much.
The 2th girl get money to buy golf tickets, buy CD, buy TV, buy stereo for boyfriend:
I bought all these for you because I love you.
The 3th girl hold money 5000 $ buy company. After the price of the company is up to 2, he paid 5000 $ boyfriend's money and continue to do it with some money left.
I get money to eat for our future because I love you so much.
But the man who was his boyfriend had long thought and decided to spend the two women's money. Last of the man chose the woman who had the biggest breasts.
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