17 June 2020; Kampot, Cambodia: According to the impartial opinion of Ngin Chhay, a government delegate in charge of the General Department of Agriculture, Khmer durians are of the highest quality in the world. He said that Thai durians are very famous, but the red soil of Kampot makes the local durians even more delicious.

Delicious yes, but the smell!
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They all smell like vomit

Eating Thai Fruit Demands Serious Effort but Delivers Sublime Reward

hovers between delectable and decayed.

lol, sums up so much about the region, not just fruit or even food

Smelly durian fruit forces evacuation of Bavarian post office
Workers taken ill after suspicious package emitting pungent odour causes panic
Rebecca Ratcliffe South-east Asia correspondent

An overwhelming smell coming from a suspicious package at a Bavarian post office caused six workers to be taken to hospital and many more to be evacuated – only for police to discover that durian fruit, and not a dangerous gas, was the reason for the panic.

Police and firefighters rushed to the scene in Schweinfurt on Saturday over fears that a parcel was releasing a harmful substance. Twelve postal workers received treatment for nausea, including six who were taken to hospital as a precaution, the German broadcaster Bayerischer Rundfunk reported.

Officers cleared 60 people from the building, but later determined the package was a delivery of four Thai durian fruits, sent to a 50-year-old resident by his friend in Nuremberg.

The pungent smell of Durian is so strong that the fruit is banned in many hotels, and on public transport across Asia. Last year it prompted the evacuation of a library at the University of Canberra, after “a strong smell of gas” was reported.
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The one between my girlfriend's legs.

(I love it, and it sure as fk beats fkn brie.)

^ I DO usually wear a tie with my shorts so-