Woman Detained for Starting Boiled Egg Rumor

fazur · Post by **fazur** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:21 am

sounds like a sick yolk to me

jaynewcastle · Post by **jaynewcastle** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:53 pm

Hope nobody tells the Cambodian people that the moon is made of cheese, they'll start building a ladder to try and get up to it

xandreu · Post by **xandreu** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:11 pm

Apparently the police weren't sure if it was her or not, until she cracked.

Brody · Post by **Brody** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:25 pm

The Cambodian police would be better served by marching through chink-ville central, demanding entry and checking health statuses.

Also, the police snuffed out a perfect Darwin opportunity.........anyone believing that a 2 day old baby can dispense health advice deserves to be culled from this mortal coil.

SternAAlbifrons · Post by **SternAAlbifrons** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:32 pm

She should double down, might just save her neck

If she unboiled the eggs she could not only cure Corona virus, but also make cancer treatment more affordable and bring down the price of food.

"Yes, we have invented a way to unboil a hen egg," study co-author Gregory Weiss, a biochemist at the University of California,
When you boil an egg, the proteins unfold and refold into a more tangled, disordered form.
But in a new study, a group of researchers found a way to pull apart the proteins in cooked egg whites, and allow them to refold into their original shape.

The finding could dramatically reduce the cost of cancer treatments and food production, the scientists reported.
https://www.livescience.com/49610-scien ... l-egg.html

Arget · Post by **Arget** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:33 pm

xandreu wrote: ↑Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:11 pm Apparently the police weren't sure if it was her or not, until she cracked.

Anonymous sauces announced she poached the idea from her sister whose "ideas" have been scrambled since she visited her friend Benedict in Hollandaise over the weekend.

Post by **Clutch Cargo** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:38 pm

Wondering if she's a bit eggcentric?

Doc67 · Post by **Doc67** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:46 pm

People are so scared of this virus they are suffering from shell-shock

(Mods: This type of thread could be moved to the Coping with Lockdown section - another 10 minutes wafts by with ease)

Brody · Post by **Brody** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:50 pm

404FreedomNotFound · Post by **404FreedomNotFound** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:49 am

Seems Legit!

https://raisingchildren.net.au/preschoo ... cerns/lies
Kids don't lie before they turn 3! Math don't lie guys!!

I gotta boil myself some of those eggs as well.......

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