I'm gonna bless you all with my water gun

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I'm gonna bless you all with my water gun

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I live on a high floor. I have this: http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis ... ps3200.php

I'm blessing every single expat I see during the water festival.

Don't be mad, be glad. Bless you all.

Your Mother :rebo:
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I'm just thankful you're using water and not the traditional Cambodian method: with acid.
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Re: I'm gonna bless you all with my water gun

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Why thank you General.

You obviously did not see why it was discontinued. That's okay, I'm aiming for ..................... blessedness.

Besides, I considered vinegar and even straight Jack Daniels, but was told water was the only way to get away with it.

I do my homework.

Did you see the statistics. It is scary and very strong. I figure I could bless 20 expats without a reload.

If you get pissed off ................................ remember, I have a rolling pin in the house and 3 big woks!

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dont u have Songkran in Thailand confused with the Cambodia water festival-Bo Om Touk (Khmer: បុណ្យអុំទូក,)
they do NOT throw water
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Phuked Richard ... certainly not confused.

I'm assuming you have never been here for the water festival. Come down to the riverside.

Near FCC. Go left about 10 meters. Cross the road. I'll see you because we have already met. Hope you can hold your breath or hold your balls.

Welcome to Cambodia! :greet:
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been to 2 boat race festivals now 2008, 2009

i still dont know how u know me
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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YourMother wrote:Hope you can hold your breath or hold your balls.
I can hold both - do I get a t-shirt?
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General Mackevili wrote:I'm just thankful you're using water and not the traditional Cambodian method: with acid.
LMAO. Dont underestimate OurMother, she is very capable *Squirt*
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