Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
doing it, where to buy the fake notes?Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:25 amI've always thought that would be a funny gag as well. Bring $3 in your sock, get a cheapo wallet and out a few fake 100s, then wait for hilarity to ensue.talltuktuk wrote:Why does no one ever go into these places with a bunch of fake 100’s in their wallet? I’m honestly tempted to do it myself.
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
That would work good if you was the one with the only key. But would you have that kind of trouble of them changing fake notes for your real ones in a blind massage place, never mind that the blind would attempt to steal from you. But I had myself a time at Kampong Cham when I went to the blind massage their with my partner, she wanted a bit of that barbaric scratching done with her sick. So I opted to have a massage being their, the lady brought the other massage person from the back of the shop, and she guided him into the room. I was already laid on the table, he wanted me to sit first, he sat behind me and put so much pressure on my forehead he left marks before I could pull away from his grasp, I went crazy in the shop, the girl apologised, saying it was because he had been drinking.newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:26 am Blind massage place has customers place their stuff in a locked drawer under the massage table and the customer keeps the key for the duration of the massage.
Duncan wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:45 amYou will only end up with a fake massage.talltuktuk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:36 am Why does no one ever go into these places with a bunch of fake 100’s in their wallet? I’m honestly tempted to do it myself.
Thinking that could be a very bad idea, and go the way you may not expect! Ever see a Khmer or Vietnamese woman scorned, presumably, now she has been "had at her own game". Result, your laid face down on the massage table, the deed is done and they have been into your wallet and found fake monies. She calls her partner, the "police man" lets just say, how you going to talk your way out of this, being your word against them, it may have been a prank, and we all know but you would end up paying for the prank in the end! Possible.
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Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Then you're out a few fake hundreds AND a GoPro, lolBitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:I've always thought that would be a funny gag as well. Bring $3 in your sock, get a cheapo wallet and out a few fake 100s, then wait for hilarity to ensue.talltuktuk wrote:Why does no one ever go into these places with a bunch of fake 100’s in their wallet? I’m honestly tempted to do it myself.
Edit: either that, or you get a hidden camera facing the other way and then you can blackmail then or something (though that's illegal, so not saying someone should do it). Either way, the possibilities for messing with their plans are endless.
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Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Wierd... Maybe she'll slap a poster up to advertise outside..clutchcargo wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:09 am Now why would the lady that owns the massage place take a picture of him when he was undressed?
I can't find any further posts of the 'famous' chump.
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Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Can somebody explain what "went mermaid and the bill was $212" means. What is mermaid?
Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Mermaid Bar on 118angkorjohn2 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:22 pm
Can somebody explain what "went mermaid and the bill was $212" means. What is mermaid?
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Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
It's fucking pathetic, he has a publicly accessible FB profile and he's obviously a big fat cunt with a wife and kids and more money than sense. Who the hell spends $212 in a girly bar in an afternoon anyway? Usually guys that don't give a fuck about the odd thousand or two going amiss.
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Re: Guy goes to a Street 110 massage parlor with $670 in his pockets . . . you know the rest
Makro used to carry them (they may still) and I’ve seen them at Luckymart in SR as well. I’m sure there are lots of other places also. Please please please keep us posted!BigDee wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:34 amdoing it, where to buy the fake notes?Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:25 amI've always thought that would be a funny gag as well. Bring $3 in your sock, get a cheapo wallet and out a few fake 100s, then wait for hilarity to ensue.talltuktuk wrote:Why does no one ever go into these places with a bunch of fake 100’s in their wallet? I’m honestly tempted to do it myself.
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