I wanna be a Dear Leader...

Soi Dog · Post by **Soi Dog** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:33 am

..so if you know of any job openings in that field, please PM me.

I just saw a photo of Kim Jong Un's now wife from back when she was a cheerleader. It seems Dear Leaders get pretty decent looking chicks, so I'm throwing my hat in the ring. When North Korea becomes democratic, I might consider running for the position of Dear Leader there. I can't think of any other countries that have a Dear Leader, so it seems my options are limited.

Soi Dog · Post by **Soi Dog** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:03 pm

It seems the current Dear Leader hasn't been seen in public for quite a while, presumably sick. I just may get my chance to take his place, and sooner than I thought. ::fingers crossed::

YouTube · Post by **General Mackevili** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:55 am

I think I read about North Korea being on lockdown right now because of assassination threats? Coolio.

Soi Dog · Post by **Soi Dog** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:03 am

Either way, it sounds like that girl may be single and ready to mingle again soon. I'm in like Flynn.

I'm gonna give it to her Gangnam style.

UKJ · Post by **UKJ** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:44 am

Soi Dog wrote:..so if you know of any job openings in that field, please PM me.

I can help you with the next best thing. Being the DL's new best friend...........

1st.
Marry yourself in full wedding gown

2nd
Sing Happy Birthday to Kim , in a vomit inducing, gay copy of Marilyn Monroe' s version to JFK.

3.
Enjoy the trappings of a dictatorship!