I like Stewie

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I like Stewie

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Fuck spoons.
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Hey I've worked out why gun crime is so high in the States.
Fat yanks are just too fucking lazy yo get off their arse and actually walk up to someone and rob/stab them like we do in the UK.
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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General Mackevili wrote:Fuck spoons.
Yeah.. how bourgeois.. :lol:
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General Mackevili wrote:Fuck spoons.
Exactly, my wife uses chopsticks, eats like a horse and is as thin as a rake. I use a spoon eat very little and get fat! :(
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General Mackevili wrote:Fuck spoons.

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Gun "crimes" aren't nearly high enough in AmeriKa as we still have tons of corrupt politicians, judges, attorneys. I say, open season, no bag limit.
"Gun Control": The ability to hit what you are aiming at.

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Yeah of course your right Sailorman, take out all the killings and gun crime, the States has one of the lowest crime rates in the world.
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The great thing about our "Gun Laws" in America is that the rest of the world can only talk about them and can't do F*ck all to change our right to keep and bear arms that other governments/elites have taken away from their serfs/citizens.

"Screw taking my guns from my cold dead hands (the quote), I've got warm hands and an itchy trigger finger."
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