Haemorrhoids

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Re: Haemorrhoids

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so you ripped your colon out? :stir: :stir: :stir:



mouytiet wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 7:58 pm I had a anal companion about 12 yrs ago, on advice I bascically became a vegan for few a months and stopped drinking, eventually it stopped being angry and dried up to like a dried up wort, came home paraletic one night froze it with ice and ripped the bastard out, never came back.
thru shit to more shit
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That was fckn mild till my Khmer ex gave me HPV and when it erupted I grabbed a bottle of whisky and nail clippers, my Dutch flat mate came home, saw me passed out in a pool of blood and called the cops, we all had a good drink and laughed.
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mouytiet wrote: Wed May 08, 2019 7:58 pm I had a anal companion about 12 yrs ago, on advice I bascically became a vegan for few a months and stopped drinking, eventually it stopped being angry and dried up to like a dried up wort, came home paraletic one night froze it with ice and ripped the bastard out, never came back.
ffs, Vegans explode on the toilet 4 times a day.
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Re: Haemorrhoids

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Its all about acidity levels Ricky Bobby.
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