Haemorrhoids
Re: Haemorrhoids
so you ripped your colon out?
mouytiet wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 7:58 pm I had a anal companion about 12 yrs ago, on advice I bascically became a vegan for few a months and stopped drinking, eventually it stopped being angry and dried up to like a dried up wort, came home paraletic one night froze it with ice and ripped the bastard out, never came back.
thru shit to more shit
Re: Haemorrhoids
That was fckn mild till my Khmer ex gave me HPV and when it erupted I grabbed a bottle of whisky and nail clippers, my Dutch flat mate came home, saw me passed out in a pool of blood and called the cops, we all had a good drink and laughed.
- RickyBobby
- BANNED
- Posts: 1086
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:44 pm
- Reputation: 357
Re: Haemorrhoids
ffs, Vegans explode on the toilet 4 times a day.mouytiet wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 7:58 pm I had a anal companion about 12 yrs ago, on advice I bascically became a vegan for few a months and stopped drinking, eventually it stopped being angry and dried up to like a dried up wort, came home paraletic one night froze it with ice and ripped the bastard out, never came back.
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, Lyin in a Manger"
Re: Haemorrhoids
Its all about acidity levels Ricky Bobby.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Newinkow, steevee, truffledog, yongchi and 310 guests