Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Duncan » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:47 am

Brody wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:39 am
Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:08 am
Brody wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:48 am
Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
If he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair..
Duncan you're giving me a fucking headache.

You just said:

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

The title of the OP says "Barber says..."

It's his business and he's the barber.

What a Barber says ,,, maybe not what the Barber does.
Yeah, "maybe".

and if I concentrate reeeeeeeeeal hard...maybe I could shit gold bullion.

First you say he "IS" a smart businessman.

Then you say "IF" he was a smart businessman.

Now you're saying "MAYBE".

Stop backpedaling and admit that I am right, as I always am, and lets end this circuitous parrying of wits, which you are ill equipped to engage in.

OK, I'll admit you are always right, cause it's best to never argue with a Brody, as they will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Brody » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:49 am

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:47 am
OK, I'll admit you are always right
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Chamboy » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:17 pm

"Stop backpedaling and admit that I am right, as I always am, and lets end this circuitous parrying of wits, which you are ill equipped to engage in."

If I were the ref I'd declare it a draw.
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by fax » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:01 pm

Best out of 3?
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by clutchcargo » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:23 pm

So the question here is:

In the process of finding a gimmick to market his business, did this young dude know stapling a condom rendered it ineffective?

If yes, he either 1. couldn't give damn, or 2. figured the customers would realise anyway..

If no, he either 3. was simply negligent, or 4. had no knowledge of how a condom works...maybe he's 'original' and has never used one.. :lol:
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Paulo » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:27 pm

My money is on that he is Catholic.
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