Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

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Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by clutchcargo » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:23 pm

So he gives you one for free with his business card. :thumb:

There's only one, small...actually, two tiny problems.. :facepalm:



A 23-year-old barber stapled condoms to his business cards, but people were quick to point out a major flaw

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There’s something not quite right here.

  • A 23-year-old barber from Texas started handing out condoms along with his business cards.
  • But he was stapling the two items together – puncturing holes in the condoms.
  • He shared his business plan on Twitter, but users were quick to point out his mistake.

A 23-year-old barber from Texas thought he was on to something when he started attaching condoms to his business cards – but there was a major flaw.

On Sunday, Twitter user Jake Gamez shared photos of one of the cards for FadeAway Barbershop stapled to a condom

jake gamez🐍💈
@gamezjakee
Gotta include one of these with every card! You’re going to need it after I cut your hair 💈🥇Trust me 🙌🏼

Twitter users, however, were quick to point out his mistake – by stapling the card to the condom, he had poked holes in them, rendering them useless.

alexis ☺︎
@DUMBBITCHJUlCE
ummm are we just gonna ignore the staple in the middle of the condom orrr

a.
@amvnda_trvn
But... the hole... from the staple...???

meta-man
@LameHarden
Wait

noush
@anouskamoss_
This man ain’t dumb, he’s gonna be cutting their kids hair too and doubling his profits

Jalen Hurts Stan Account
@Michael2Wallace
Somebody gonna tell him?

A Twitter moment asked, “Were these free condoms a mistake or a cheeky business plan?”

Mistake or not, the tweet has certainly drawn attention to his business.

Gamez retweeted some of the responses to his initial tweet and shared a photo of some of his work to his new fans.

“Thank you all for being here,” he wrote. “Truly an honour.”


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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Brody » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm

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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Duncan » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:18 am

Brody wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm
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The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman, Just look at all the free advertising he got .
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by clutchcargo » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:37 am

I wonder if any of his customers will be dumbass and actually use it? :crazy:
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Brody » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:38 am

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:18 am
Brody wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm
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The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman, Just look at all the free advertising he got .
Free bad advertising.

But I guess as P.T. Barnum said, "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

You go right ahead Duncan, as for me, I don't really want a guy whipping around my head with a pair of shears and a straight razor, who doesn't have the presence of mind to understand the complications involved with stapling through the middle of a condom. :thumb:
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Duncan » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am

Brody wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:38 am
Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:18 am
Brody wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:49 pm
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The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman, Just look at all the free advertising he got .
Free bad advertising.

But I guess as P.T. Barnum said, "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

You go right ahead Duncan, as for me, I don't really want a guy whipping around my head with a pair of shears and a straight razor, who doesn't have the presence of mind to understand the complications involved with stapling through the middle of a condom. :thumb:

But if he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair.. You employ people to do that manual work. Chances are your hair would be cut by a professional hairdresser.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Brody » Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:48 am

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
If he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair..
Duncan you're giving me a fucking headache.

You just said:

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

The title of the OP says "Barber says..."

It's his business and he's the barber.
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Duncan » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:08 am

Brody wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:48 am
Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
If he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair..
Duncan you're giving me a fucking headache.

You just said:

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

The title of the OP says "Barber says..."

It's his business and he's the barber.

What a Barber says ,,, maybe not what the Barber does.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Kayve » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:26 am

He invested a lot in Marketing, that's top notch quality condom here. :bow:
Don't forget the water buffalo
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Re: Barber says: "you'll need a condom after I cut your hair...trust me"

Post by Brody » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:39 am

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:08 am
Brody wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:48 am
Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
If he was a smart businessman he would not be cutting hair..
Duncan you're giving me a fucking headache.

You just said:

Duncan wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:50 am
The guy is not a dumbass,, he's a smart businessman

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

The title of the OP says "Barber says..."

It's his business and he's the barber.

What a Barber says ,,, maybe not what the Barber does.
Yeah, "maybe".

and if I concentrate reeeeeeeeeal hard...maybe I could shit gold bullion.

First you say he "IS" a smart businessman.

Then you say "IF" he was a smart businessman.

Now you're saying "MAYBE".

Stop backpedaling and admit that I am right, as I always am, and lets end this circuitous parrying of wits, which you are ill equipped to engage in.
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