A Christian Walks Into a Girly Bar And...
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Yea, and it's not only money they are ripping off from these older white guys.
Did you hear the story about how '' Little Miss Beautiful '' [ sorry I don't know her name ] scored a new OPPO smartphone from a 71 year old guy yesterday.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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What's the story there, don't bargirls get bought phones by older dudes all the time?
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Very generous of you to buy her a phone mate.
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Maybe he got his, stolenArget wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:56 amVery generous of you to buy her a phone mate.
Don't forget the water buffalo
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I walked through the bar, I was on the right side, she was on the wrong side, and was told '' Little Miss Beautiful '' was going to Prey Veng for a few days, so I asked her to bring some photos back as I had never been to Prey Veng .
She then held up her old I phone which had more cracks on the screen than a crack addict could handle and it looked like it had been dropped more times than a
rugby ball at a All-blacks game. But I lost my concentration as my eyes focused on her bright red lips and the pictures I saw in her eyes of her mama kneeling beside a dead water buffalo and her sick papa in the background said it all.
I blamed all this on my Australian doctor, if he had diagnosed my mental condition correctly I would be on the right medication now and on a Mental Disability Pension instead of a Old Age Pension.
About five minuets later as I walked past a phone shop, the salesman said if I buy a OPPO phone for $159 , he would discount it to $150,,,, saving me $9.
I always believe in saving money, so I bought it, and now I am $9 richer, so I could really afford to give a phone away to Little Miss Beautiful.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Sniff sniff, that touched my heart and I can only imagine the sight of the water buffalo and the tears rolling down her mums face and the grief that this passing of a gallant servant of papa would stir you to make the sacrifice to splurge on the new Oppo.
But in reality it was the joy you felt about saving enough for almost a case of Cambodia beer that prompted you to do the right thing but for the wrong reason.
Still I am proud of your humanitarian sacrifice.
But in reality it was the joy you felt about saving enough for almost a case of Cambodia beer that prompted you to do the right thing but for the wrong reason.
Still I am proud of your humanitarian sacrifice.
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