Golden Sorya Mall - Is It Really This Bad Now?

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Francis
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Re: Golden Sorya Mall - Is It Really This Bad Now?

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flying chicken wrote:Just saw 2 German tourist hotties walking past my neighborhood coffee shop looking kind of horny. Maybe Francis could teach me a German or two. I need to get laid.
Just say the following: Hallo meine Damen - wie wär's mit 'nem flotten Dreier ?
You'll definitely get laid with that shibboleth, esp. if they are "looking kind of horny" :beer3:
Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht

In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Träne fliesst
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
In den Meeren salzig ist
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Just say 'you need massa' they will probably reply in English asking you the price while looking you over. Germans are quite a liberated people, not only in regards to speed limits on the highway, but also when it comes to paid sex, which is legal and reasonably organized all over Germany.
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