Your best tinder (etc) messages

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Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by JUDGEDREDD » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:18 pm

Considering the beautiful insult I got last night I thought perhaps other people might have had a few choice words thrown at them?

This was totally from left field

"Your beard looks like if I clipped my pubes and then glued them to my face"

She still wanted to meet though lol?

I'm smitten
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by Rogue » Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:07 pm

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Speaking from experience.
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by willieaames » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:20 pm

JUDGEDREDD wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:18 pm
She still wanted to meet though lol?
The secret to life is to just stop caring about the opinions of others.
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by Jerry Atrick » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:33 pm

Rogue wrote:
Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:07 pm
Don't stick your dick in crazy. Speaking from experience.
Yeah, but unfortunately crazy often is a great fuck. The aftermath is the issue.
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by Rogue » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:41 pm

willieaames wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:20 pm
JUDGEDREDD wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:18 pm
She still wanted to meet though lol?
The secret to life is to just stop caring about the opinions of others.
So very true! If only people would stop to think logically before they believe the opinion of others then the world would be a nicer place. There are some sick and nefarious people in this world.
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by ofparadise » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:32 pm

i really need to learn tinder. And get a smartphone.
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by John Bingham » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:19 am

ofparadise wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:32 pm
i really need to learn tinder. And get a smartphone.
You really need to get a smartphone first.
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by Equinix » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:38 am

Technically you don't need a smartphone. You could download bluestacks which is an android emulator and install it on there. Also install a GPS spoofer and you are good to go
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by ofparadise » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:38 am

John Bingham wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:19 am
ofparadise wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:32 pm
i really need to learn tinder. And get a smartphone.
You really need to get a smartphone first.
Gave up after breaking my fifth one. Somehow I tend to break or throw those clunky phones against a wall.

Realized my tendencies and switched to a $22 phone. Holding the same one for 2 years
now.. that's a record for me and phones.
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Re: Your best tinder (etc) messages

Post by ofparadise » Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:41 am

Equinix wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:38 am
Technically you don't need a smartphone. You could download bluestacks which is an android emulator and install it on there. Also install a GPS spoofer and you are good to go ImageImage
lol.. yea... i do have bluestacks installed. :) I'm a software engineer so, i have to deal and interact with that world. Has it's challenges....
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