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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:20 am

TOG wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:10 am
From years and years of associating with Geordies, the usual chat up lines I hear are "'Ave you got a fag I can scrounge luv?" or "Don't s'pose you could lend us a fiver luv?"

Seriously....Geordies...Salt of the earth.
naaa... more like "areet pet, mi luv fer yers is like diarrhoea, i jus canny hold it in..."
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by Cam Nivag » Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:44 am

What bar did this happen in? Did the bouncer kick you out or tell you to stay away from her or what?
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by phuketrichard » Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:19 am

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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by newkidontheblock » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:35 pm

Are you sure it was a bouncer? Maybe a bodyguard assigned by her boyfriend to protect the merchandise. Hence the bored look.
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by clutchcargo » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:28 am

Cam Nivag wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:44 am
What bar did this happen in? Did the bouncer kick you out or tell you to stay away from her or what?
Hats off to you Cam :hattip: :hattip: readers can rely on you to get down to the nitty gritty :thumb: :twisted:

Actually OP, this could make a pretty good story...you know, the trials and tribulations of the one that got away, what might have been, unrequited love etc etc :idea: :good:
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by frank lee bent » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:42 am

1) introduce self
2) relate requirements for the assignment (scoping)
3) buy some drinks and assess results of point 2.
4) offer terms
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by clutchcargo » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:51 am

5) execute plan B in the event of any unintended interference from BF, ex BF, ex hubbie, bodyguard, bad assed bouncer or other admirer
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by that genius » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:37 am

General Mackevili wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:24 pm
So, what was your pickup line gonna be?
Are those the same shoes you attacked GM with? Sexy! :stir:
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by Multipox » Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:02 pm

geordiesky wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:50 pm
....
This big bad assed bouncer suddenly pops out of nowhere while i steadfastily am halfway on my path to deliver my well thought out pick up line.
Fuck. My night is ruined, I thought. Girl was pretty sweet, too.
....
No, your night was not ruined.
You got the correct answer to your question, although it did not come according to your scenario.
She's not available.

Worrying about pickup lines seems to me like you cede control of the conversation to the woman.
You are not her servant. You should maintain control.
You talk to her to find out:
1. is she a drunk or a junkie or lesbian?
2. does she have a bf?
3. can you meet? if so, when and where?
Find out these things fast. If you can't close the deal, move on.
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