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airport security
A mate of mine just flew in from Bombay. he got home and could hear a noise, alternative beeps . He had a look around and could not see anything. he decided that the people next door had left a clock alarm on and he was pissed off as he would have to put up with it until they got home.
He then unpacked his bag and saw that it was the guitar tuner he had in his bag!
All the way from Bombay and a weird "Bomb like sound" had not been noticed!
Charlie
He then unpacked his bag and saw that it was the guitar tuner he had in his bag!
All the way from Bombay and a weird "Bomb like sound" had not been noticed!
Charlie
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Re: airport security
I bought a new Huawei phone to take and use in Australia. The only things in my bag were a a spare pair of underpants , the phone and the charger... As always the Bored Protection at the GC airport pull me out of the line and search me. Shouldn't have been hard for them to find the phone but they missed it. Spent about a hour being questioned . Are you travelling by yourself, Yes , Do you have any baggage , No . Do you have a phone , No.
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Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Re: airport security
They did not want your “friend” to be embarrassed by his butt vibrator.
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In the last 20 years ive yet to use a guitar tuner that made a noise, and if i did im sure id know what the tiny dull beep was emitting from my bag after id put it in there
If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!
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if it was a checked in lugguage, it wld b prolly b going thru automatic sorting n scanning belts n machines, major airport handles thousands of lugguages, cargoes per hr, only flagged items wld go thru scanners again manned by a human
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transiting through manila decades ago i arrived in bangkok with an unopened deck of cards from a vegas casino, a new instant disposable camera, and one shoe,that did not belong to me.
figured a baggage handler had been sprung thieving.
figured a baggage handler had been sprung thieving.
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And your point is?Captain Bonez wrote: ↑Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:54 am In the last 20 years ive yet to use a guitar tuner that made a noise, and if i did im sure id know what the tiny dull beep was emitting from my bag after id put it in there
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Translation anyone? I don't understand this teenage text-speak.
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There is a great opportunity for you to teach at one of Cambodia top English schools. With a command of the English language like that, you would be given a job automatically........
Teaching English in Phnom Penh and Living in Cambodia
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Re: airport security
You're lying?tightenupvolume1 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:32 pmAnd your point is?Captain Bonez wrote: ↑Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:54 am In the last 20 years ive yet to use a guitar tuner that made a noise, and if i did im sure id know what the tiny dull beep was emitting from my bag after id put it in there
If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!
This.
This.
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