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Re: Why would an Elon Musk company develop a working toy flamethrower?

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But seriously, first thing. However, I recommend you listen to much more than that

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bvanfossen wrote:Dead wrong. I highly suggest you consult an attorney or if you have a permit retake your class. I hate to think of the new wife coming to visit you in jail if that scenario happens to you.

The castle doctrine of certain states gives you the right to defend property.
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Re: Why would an Elon Musk company develop a working toy flamethrower?

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http://vimeo.com/
newkidontheblock wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:52 am
bvanfossen wrote:Dead wrong. I highly suggest you consult an attorney or if you have a permit retake your class. I hate to think of the new wife coming to visit you in jail if that scenario happens to you.

The castle doctrine of certain states gives you the right to defend property.
https://www.uslawshield.com/texas-can-u ... izing-car/
That explains it and you didnt think of this before posting. You are citing Texas laws as a blanket for all states.

And kudos to Texas :beer3:
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bvanfossen wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:09 pm And kudos to Texas :beer3:
In the outback region of Australia where we come from, there is a sheep station (farm) just north of the town that is bigger than Texas. I always like to get in first when Texans are about to start comparing dicks.
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Re: Why would an Elon Musk company develop a working toy flamethrower?

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Who’d you rather as a neighbor Shaniqua or a deadly scorpion?
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StroppyChops wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:24 pm
bvanfossen wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:09 pm And kudos to Texas :beer3:
In the outback region of Australia where we come from, there is a sheep station (farm) just north of the town that is bigger than Texas. I always like to get in first when Texans are about to start comparing dicks.
Haha :whip:
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:rulez:
fax wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:37 pm Who’d you rather as a neighbor Shaniqua or a deadly scorpion?
That's not just a black or white question!
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StroppyChops wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:24 pm
bvanfossen wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:09 pm And kudos to Texas :beer3:
In the outback region of Australia where we come from, there is a sheep station (farm) just north of the town that is bigger than Texas. I always like to get in first when Texans are about to start comparing dicks.
I find that highly unlikely. And I have a really big Johnson.
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Capa wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:12 pm
StroppyChops wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:24 pm
bvanfossen wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:09 pm And kudos to Texas :beer3:
In the outback region of Australia where we come from, there is a sheep station (farm) just north of the town that is bigger than Texas. I always like to get in first when Texans are about to start comparing dicks.
I find that highly unlikely. And I have a really big Johnson.
That's only because you're ignorant about the rest of the world.
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StroppyChops wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:22 pm
Capa wrote: ↑Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:12 pm
StroppyChops wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:24 pm
bvanfossen wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:09 pm And kudos to Texas :beer3:
In the outback region of Australia where we come from, there is a sheep station (farm) just north of the town that is bigger than Texas. I always like to get in first when Texans are about to start comparing dicks.
I find that highly unlikely. And I have a really big Johnson.
Ahhh, no I know plenty about the world. You, sir, know nothing about me. And I know plenty about your open air prison colony. There is no sheep station (farm) there bigger than Texas. And I have a bigger Johnson bar than you. :hattip:

That's only because you're ignorant about the rest of the world.
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