Sean Connery

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Sean Connery

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Sean Connery was interviewed by Donahue, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man.
Let’s go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex.
But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand and never let go."
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet.
But again, hold my balls in your left hand, and my dick in your right hand and never let go."
Kylie is now used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing. Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?"
Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a gal from Phnom Penh, she stole my wallet!!..
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That might be funny if Kylie was from Phnom Penh.
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Re: Sean Connery

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anyone for tennish?

see,that was funnier that that dire joke
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This always made me chuckle...

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All jokes aside... Sean Connery is seen as some sex symbol, but in an interview a few years ago... he said it was OK to slap a woman about over a a difference of opinion.... Not such a nice guy after all
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