Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
In what's all very Ann Snowesque, a gentleman by the name of Juan Batista Rodriguez has been in verbal arguments with everybody this morning. He claims on Facebook to have smuggled a cat from Cambodia to Thailand via the Nattakan bus company. To Juan's great surprise the bus company staff did not treat his delicate cat litter box as gently as needed causing a big surprise when a big hole appeared making cat sand fall out.
Angry and frustrated that young Juan Batista Rodriguez's kitten could no longer use the damaged potty its owner then took it upon himself to treat the staff like they are incompetent. Later when young Juan Batista Rodriguez decided he needed a 1 hour break to his great surprise he returned only to find his girlfriend and luggage had been kicked off the bus. Poor Juan Batista Rodriguez was then forced to hide his furry kitty among his other belongings in order to smuggle it to Thailand.
He is now on a personal crusade on social media against the bus company and anybody who does not applaud him for his bravery have negative reviews made on their business pages and receive threats from the gentleman.
The fax news team has not been able to independently verify if any competent authorities are investigating the smuggling or the hole in the litter box.
Angry and frustrated that young Juan Batista Rodriguez's kitten could no longer use the damaged potty its owner then took it upon himself to treat the staff like they are incompetent. Later when young Juan Batista Rodriguez decided he needed a 1 hour break to his great surprise he returned only to find his girlfriend and luggage had been kicked off the bus. Poor Juan Batista Rodriguez was then forced to hide his furry kitty among his other belongings in order to smuggle it to Thailand.
He is now on a personal crusade on social media against the bus company and anybody who does not applaud him for his bravery have negative reviews made on their business pages and receive threats from the gentleman.
The fax news team has not been able to independently verify if any competent authorities are investigating the smuggling or the hole in the litter box.
Hello. big shot about the Nattakan bus company. I chose it because it is a direct bus for Bangkok and they accepted my cat. the reality was quite different. we had to leave at 9am, 9:30 still no news, people get impatient and finally a "bus" of medium size arrives. We are made to understand that the bus has had a problem and that we will have a real bus to the border (small bus so luggage piled on top of each other). once at the border we are made to understand that finally the company hired another company because still no bus available (or not profitable for only 15 people?), so we are asked to transfer our luggage on a heck, that the staff (unofficial) will cross the luggage. first hole and it did not miss all the luggage on the floor... result they broke the litter of the cat. so I get back while treating them as incompetent. we cross somehow this border after being blocked 2h under the rain (including luggage that were to remain in the hold on the same bus), we are asked to wait. so I take the opportunity to go to the quarantine 7km away (go back / return 1h) and when I came back nobody ... just my girlfriend and our luggage (it was the deal with the company who asked to the driver if he was ok but the changed the bus and the driver). I had an agreement with the company that fell into the water because they hired another company. So I had to wait 1h30 for the next bus to Bangkok and hide my cat among the baggage, we arrived at 10 pm in Bangkok. Since I try to have the company to be damaged but you know the music with Cambodia, we take the money then for the continuation that does not concern us any more. society of scammers , just run away
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I had difficulty reading that earlier today, but your summary seems on point.
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Re: Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
He is a lovely chap. After I suggested that he start a GoFund me to replace his broken litter box, I got this:StroppyChops wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:47 pm I had difficulty reading that earlier today, but your summary seems on point.
Not only are his grammar skills poor, he also has some real anger issues. I am now quaking in my boots and have cancelled my visit to Cambodia as I do not want to lose my bones.grandfather, pray that I will never meet you, you will risk losing your bones... and believe me cambodia is small
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Re: Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
I've read more titillating pussy dilemmas.
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Re: Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
hanno wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:37 pmHe is a lovely chap. After I suggested that he start a GoFund me to replace his broken litter box, I got this:StroppyChops wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:47 pm I had difficulty reading that earlier today, but your summary seems on point.
Not only are his grammar skills poor, he also has some real anger issues. I am now quaking in my boots and have cancelled my visit to Cambodia as I do not want to lose my bones.grandfather, pray that I will never meet you, you will risk losing your bones... and believe me cambodia is small
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Re: Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
Maybe he's related to the the Cuban Batistashanno wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:37 pmHe is a lovely chap. After I suggested that he start a GoFund me to replace his broken litter box, I got this:StroppyChops wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:47 pm I had difficulty reading that earlier today, but your summary seems on point.
Not only are his grammar skills poor, he also has some real anger issues. I am now quaking in my boots and have cancelled my visit to Cambodia as I do not want to lose my bones.grandfather, pray that I will never meet you, you will risk losing your bones... and believe me cambodia is small
Re: Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
Or the Costa Barrista’scptrelentless wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 5:16 pmMaybe he's related to the the Cuban Batistashanno wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:37 pmHe is a lovely chap. After I suggested that he start a GoFund me to replace his broken litter box, I got this:StroppyChops wrote: ↑Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:47 pm I had difficulty reading that earlier today, but your summary seems on point.
Not only are his grammar skills poor, he also has some real anger issues. I am now quaking in my boots and have cancelled my visit to Cambodia as I do not want to lose my bones.grandfather, pray that I will never meet you, you will risk losing your bones... and believe me cambodia is small
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Re: Juan Batista Rodriguez smuggles cat to Thailand and gets in a fight with everybody
He's French. What do expect? No tears for this prick.
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