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Re: Anti-jokes

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Artful Dodger wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:20 pm WTF,,, no funnies at all
No, because these are anti-jokes.

Like this one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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It didn't. There was a lot of traffic and it was too dangerous.
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Re: Anti-jokes

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These anti jokes aren't even funny

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I know.... :lol1:
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Re: Anti-jokes

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Given my signature line, Mrs Stroppy found this funny:
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Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: Anti-jokes

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Here's a real joke
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UK brexit discussions
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Re: Anti-jokes

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Khmer joke.
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2018 election.
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Re: Anti-jokes

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One presumes a potentially slow day in not-Kansas

I'll admit to a slight smirk at 13 and 15, but i gave myself a sharp smack on the back of the head. All fixed now
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Re: Anti-jokes

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How you call a bunch of lunatics?
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CEO
There are people who cannot imagine that there are other ways of life than their own life. :facepalm:
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Sidewalker wrote: ↑Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:35 pm What do you call a bunch of cheap charlie geezers who has opinions on everything ?
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Re: Anti-jokes

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bolueeleh: Did I wrote that???????????? :whip:
There are people who cannot imagine that there are other ways of life than their own life. :facepalm:
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