Random calls - help for a kickass virgin

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Random calls - help for a kickass virgin

Post by Anchor Moy » Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:00 pm

Ok, I just got one of those "random calls" on my phone. You know the style, where they are hoping for some foxy chick by chance. How do you say "Hi I'm a sexy 20 yo virgin (who wants phone sex)" in Khmer ? I was unprepared this time, but I'd love to have something kickass to say next time this happens.
Thanks for any suggestions. :popcorn:
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Re: Random calls - help for a kickass virgin

Post by Username Taken » Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:09 pm

^^ Hope you've got a nice squeaky voice for that call.

Why not try something like, "Why do you keep calling my wife? I know who you are. I know where you live. You should be scared, . . .etc." ?
... give 'em a quick, short, sharp shock ...

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Post by General Mackevili » Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:10 pm

Anchor Moy wrote:"Hi I'm a sexy 20 yo virgin (who wants phone sex)" in Khmer ?
"Suisdai. Khnum ma-pai chanam, ORIGINAL, saat nas. Khnum cho-chet kikilu torisap."
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Post by juansweetpotato » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:04 am

General Mackevili wrote:
Anchor Moy wrote:"Hi I'm a sexy 20 yo virgin (who wants phone sex)" in Khmer ?
"Suisdai. Khnum ma-pai chanam, ORIGINAL, saat nas. Khnum cho-chet kikilu torisap."
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Post by Barang_doa_slae » Sat Mar 05, 2016 7:44 am

General Mackevili wrote:
Anchor Moy wrote:"Hi I'm a sexy 20 yo virgin (who wants phone sex)" in Khmer ?
"Suisdai. Khnum ma-pai chanam, ORIGINAL, saat nas. Khnum cho-chet kikilu torisap."
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Re: Random calls - help for a kickass virgin

Post by dron » Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:46 pm

"ORIGINAL" is mangled bar girl speak picked up from barang, like "pom puy" for fat, which is a Thai word.

If you wanna be legit, you gotta say:

"Allo bong. Chnam oun ma pai. Jong tver kner chmoy bong buntey knom kramom. Bong mean kdor thom ort? Som tot muy."
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Re: Random calls - help for a kickass virgin

Post by Duncan » Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:56 pm

Anchor Moy wrote:
Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:00 pm
Ok, I just got one of those "random calls" on my phone. You know the style, where they are hoping for some foxy chick by chance. How do you say "Hi I'm a sexy 20 yo virgin (who wants phone sex)" in Khmer ? I was unprepared this time, but I'd love to have something kickass to say next time this happens.
Thanks for any suggestions. :popcorn:

Just post their phone number on here and we can all call that number at 3 am and say ''I'm horny and want ? ''
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