How often are people prevented from entering the Kingdom of Wonder?
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Re: How often are people prevented from entering the Kingdom of Wonder?
met a white australian (60s,bald head white beard) who was born and raised in the Caribbean.he spoke english like a black dude - what gwan,ya man - etc etc
he confused the hell out of most immigration people especially the usa.one tsa guy thought he was taking the piss!
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Re: How often are people prevented from entering the Kingdom of Wonder?
CEOCambodiaNews wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:03 pm
Visiting Nigerian Comedian Denied Entry by Airport Officials
post137096.html?hilit=Nigerian%20denied%20entry#p137096
Well that's a laugh, They let all his friends in and you can meet them at the Black and White Bar 2 , where they all hang out at one or two am every night/morning.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: How often are people prevented from entering the Kingdom of Wonder?
I laughed, loudly, and sent a screenshot to Animal Mama.violet wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:31 pmIt really depends on circumstances and type:
Eat it
Cook it and eat it
Take it to Animal Mama
Post in a FB group asking what to do with it
Post here saying it happened, asking for advice, ignoring all advice, and reacting to trolling
Make a YouTube video about keeping/having relations (sexual or otherwise) with unicorns
Create a Vimeo account and regularly upload vids to FB
Start a shooting range with the opportunity to bag your own unicorn
Marry it
Give it English lessons and a job parking cars
Put it on a diet
Put it on a diet and blog about it
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: How often are people prevented from entering the Kingdom of Wonder?
Cooking Unicorn is a bitch. Gotta do it just right and cook the rainbow outa them real slow.... takes days for a whole beast. Best done in lumps no larger than 20 kg to avoid an all day cooking session.
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