happy ending massage parlors in Phnom Penh, Cambodia?
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thanks for that. how far of a tuk tuk ride is it from the riverside? thats the area where ill be staying. and is it safe at night or day time?General Mackevili wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 2:51 pmThe ring road. I think it's Street 271.catchy818 wrote:what number streets are you talking about?General Mackevili wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 9:55 am Go to some of the seedy roads and look for the 10,000 signs. You might get a lot more than a happy ending.
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Jeez bud, the tuk-tuk ride out there will cost more than the uninspired hand-job you're after.
I'm not one to begrudge a man his vices but bloody hell...
you seem doggedly bent on pursuing what will most likely be a half-arsed shoulder squeeze, hurriedly followed by a calloused, unlubricated, digital manipulation by a haggard mother of 3 in her late 30's in a stuffy room with 12 yellowing mattresses separated my strung up bed-sheets.
On the plus side, if you time it right you may be fortunate enough to over hear a greasy moto-dop climaxing, the next bed over.
This is all pure speculation though...a man of superior breeding and discriminating taste such as my self would never be caught dead in a place like that.
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Yeah, I can see one very unhappy guy coming home after a $15 tuk tuk ride and the tenner or whatever he wastes on some bored chick.
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I would hope anyone going for extras in Phnom Penh would always assume the lady might have something and protect them self accordingly...Artful Dodger wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 12:37 pmUmmm? aren't they the HIV ladies?willyhilly wrote: ↑Sat May 12, 2018 11:53 am There are 10,000 riel places everywhere. Try going north on the riverside and nearly opposite the port gates are two or three together.
Care to explain what you mean by the HIV ladies? I'm curious now.
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why venture away from the riverside when half the massage joints on 130/136 will jack your beanstalk?
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What can one expect for the advertised 10,000 Riel massage price, aside from a possible STD by a rough looking, down and out "masseuse"? I'm guessing the photos on the ad board aren't quite showing the reality.
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Haha. Excellent description and very accurate. And often for an excessive amount of money for the quality of service offered.Brody wrote: you seem doggedly bent on pursuing what will most likely be a half-arsed shoulder squeeze, hurriedly followed by a calloused, unlubricated, digital manipulation by a haggard mother of 3 in her late 30's in a stuffy room with 12 yellowing mattresses separated my strung up bed-sheets.
On the plus side, if you time it right you may be fortunate enough to overhear a greasy moto-dop climaxing, the next bed over.
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catchy818 is the numerical part of your handle the amount of parlours you've visited, or the amount of STDs you've catchy'd? I jest, sorry.
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