Would you prefer to arm wrestle over avatars?

Another top one from Kampong Spooner.

do what you want, call it what you call it

go sell your website because homey

you ain’t solvent

rhymin about mean streets and ban hammers
so go sell that shit for your next hamburger

I forgot you working on your masters

what in middle aged man disasters?

your mistrust of your missus keeps you dissin

others for other reasons than this discussion

Wait dawg you don’t even give ya wife a stipend

cuz you copped her out a bar straight from the rice field

off come the gloves nobody ever loved me like your momma does.

Hysterical fanatical psyocopathic psycophants
is the online digital footprint that haunts your past

Gav mac writes the legalese
gherkin jerkin jerk off
sherpa gurkha lebanese

Alrite it’s time to cease to chat the breeze
and give a chance to increase the peace
extend the lease
and start playing together like happy families
Stop bringing the beef, chief
and take a seat on the beat chill with fine wine and cheese,
I beat you down in 2 rounds, don’t make it three son,
Don’t interrupt, my flow, don’t pop
corrupt as a cop if I stop I’ll get a job with Scott Neeson,

I been away for a while, smuggling vials, across to the border to the land of smiles,
playing funny games like mahjong tiles
now mission complete, moneys replete, leaving MCs obsolete,
like Myspace profiles,

Giving expats cold sweats
Taking bribes on the riverside then eating their pets,
Miniture poodle, fry that shit
spicy with noodle,
Underground agent- can’t trace me by Google,
Be quite unusual, never take the moral high ground,
That shit’s bound, to keep me up past 10 thirty,
Get shirty, well known my brain blown even Mormons think twice about trying a convert me,
They call me Moses in the hood, damn I’m good,
Star of David fucking Hasselhoff shit,
Went out to Pontoon with 10 tablets in my pocket,
Came back home when I’d gone and made a profit,
Can’t stop it, cos it all about the making tha cut,
Buy motherfuckers Cavern Sunday roast- to make sure they keep their mouths shut,

Seeing things you don’t see and can’t copy,
Flip flop hip hop for yo’ mind and fo yo body
Brainwash your thoughts like dirty shorts
like Jesus freaks did to the mind of Mr Stroppy,
this shit, don’t come free like his dodgy cult copy,
Bird brain, bar fine, lop fuckin loppy
Can’t ever stop me from thinkin outside of the box,
Get the good word heard wearing the cross
on their god botherin motherfuckin sandles n’ socks,
The only good missionary is the position, and that’s shit’s borin’,
Just like Battambang,
Scorin’ when I’m whorin’, and always keep the John on,
Every Sunday I play with a srey, (got her number off Ken Svay)
Who I pay to lay and blow me off like a motherfucking atom bomb,

From the gutter to the 16 bars, contagious like SARS,
roll with the oknhas before I go thieving their cars,
Amma riel billionaire, so square with that shit Bruno Mars,
Some people in the country always trying to hard,
Others are nothing more than cashed up sexpat retards,
Hey I like yuh hat man, wanna come and play cards?

See how my rhymestyle tight, never stumble never blunder
When the bass line falls that shit rolls like tropic thunder,
Leavin yo asunder, take you up and under
another criminal element in this kingdom of wonder.

Spooner out motherfukkaz

^ fo' shiz, homes.

Well ain't that the truth?

General Mackevili wrote:"GM I am talkin' to you Homey,"
That shit was so personal, I feel that ya know me.

You livin up in Laos, but dat place is so whack,
I planned a 1-month vacation, in 3 days I came back.

4,000 islands? Shit, I saw 1, maybe 2,
they were tourist traps filled with cunts, just like you.

You live a sad, lonely life, you're the definition of boredom,
Laos is so fucking lame, it ain't even got it's own forum

4Kislands, god damn, you rap with such style,
you're lyrics are better than that guy's in 8 Mile.

I still can't decide if you're a friend or a foe,
but when you swing through my city, we'll meet up for sho.

And Kampong Spooner, I got nothing for you but hugs and kisses,
maybe you're just upset because I'm banging your missus.

When I heard about you, thought it was time that we stop it,
but the rumors were true, you're the size of a Hobbit.

I could eat 10 whole pizzas, you probably could't eat the crust,
and I know that you're broke, 1 paycheck away from going bust.

It's all fun and games until someone's feelings get hurt,
try to fuck with me and I'll leave you face down in the dirt.

Gotta love HotRecruiter, he be gettin them paperz,
some people talk shit, but they just jealous haterz.

Cowshed, your lyrics are funny, it was nice to see you try,
but if I said you were good, we'd all know it'd be a lie.

You guys done fucked up, talkin about Detroit Muscle,
he's a fucking animal and he don't wear a muzzle.

This has been fun talking shit on this thread,
but say it to my face and you're guaranteed dead.

And I got nothing but love my brotha, The Dragon,
CEO's kickin ass, and yes, I be braggin.

And LTO, that was tight, it came as a quite shocker,
you're clearly a gangsta, but I always took you for a punk rocker.

Vladamir, that was sweet, you always so punny,
I love when you rant about lawyers and money.

Thanks to all of my homies for supporting the site,
now I'm done talkin shit, so to all a goodnight.





DISCLAIMER: This was all for fun, LoL, I gotta nuthin but love for all ya!!!!

i might be gay put it on display

my penis can only drool in what the bible say

dicks work in mysterious mysterious ways

when you heard i'm coming you went away, moved to KSA

Avoided the hood, nigga whatcha wanna say?

Irc chat relays are the only way you can meet men but nigga you need to pay. (not claiming GM is gay but will be approached online by dudes that want money as pussy is sparse.)

Religion is poison and i would come off swarmin

but most reasonabe Saudis don't deal with mormons.

The deacons name is Lurch down at the latter day church

some Russian jumoed from 34 stories from my condo

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/748 ... n-bangkok/


and hit their parkin lot

on the way down either she became a moromon or found god.

I swear to God my crew didn't push her off.

try convert a fag on sunday i am not that soft

So the mormons ask me if i wanna get baptised,

i prefer watchin pornos and eatin curly fries,

That's quite dumb but it is I have decided

smarter than anything they have devised.

preachin about how people can be divided.

Try to proselytize and end up despised.

Happy Saudi day to all and I hope you are well GM.

Yo yo:

dis here a story, it ain't gory
unlike Porky's pics on 440

we have Dagenham,
he go bam bam -
tellin Stroppychops his beliefs are a sham

but keep it real chops, you know dagenham
he ain't nothin but a sixty year old man
wearin' baseball caps and teenage-dude slacks
payin' for birds to dance on webcam

then we have stroppy
he don't look hip-hoppy
he a cool Christian type, a brother with 'vibe'
but he looks like a meth cook, a Harley he ride

Rain Dog jumped in, fightin' like hell
he one angry fella, that you can smell
he lashed out at add jay, bein all sassy and bossy
but Add Jay dun mind, he has his subcontinental posse

but enough of religion,
we have a big site
it never gets boring
try as Vlad might

4000 islands, more like 4000 spent
comes back to Cambo to save on his rent
it's a lifestyle choice, that we know
but what's a lifestyle if you can't afford blow?

where da shawties in here
we got Miss Stroppy and Joon,
giblet, kate too, and plenty more poon
so if all the chicks, and not 'only dicks'
why can't flying chicken get em in a room?

I was rappin about Mormons, there was no diss to anybody. Except maybe GM but he wouldn't care.

We dun called a truce, so why get off topic?

just another
lunatic with septic cranium thats' built in the tropics?

your main dawg sold his website at a questionable profit

under new leadership should come reconciliation,

So let's keep it as civil as we can.

Your beef like a queef is a piece of cheese

only of the size and price we find at Burger King.

Let's leave it alone and let the sites do their own thang.


I was trying to rap about Mormons not 440 so let's just let dead dogs lie.

I know you was on Mormons,
I just had a go
At jivin' my brothers
For the sake of the show.

I don't mean no bad,
I just like a joke
Chill out and we'll roll you
A big joint to smoke.