Pattaya rule 3

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Pattaya rule 3

Post by phuketrichard » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:57 pm

:beer3: :beer3:

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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by General Mackevili » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:06 pm

Jesus, if that's all the way down at #3, I think we need to know numbers 1 and 2 as well.
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by pczz » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm

They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by frank lee bent » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:26 pm

i would have thought that would rate about #6 in the predator/prey ratios
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by phuketrichard » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm

pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by Duncan » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:04 pm

phuketrichard wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
That's a old Thailand joke and Cambodia is just 20 years behind.
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Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by pczz » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm

phuketrichard wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by phuketrichard » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm

pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm
phuketrichard wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:
:facepalm:
no, you paid her to leave..... :plus1:



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As he eyed her with mistrust
I still call it love, he said
You don't even call it lust

They calmly talked it over
And agreed to disagree
He maintained her love was priceless
She maintained her love was free

She asked him, "Baby, would you like to come with me?"
The money's just for the room, babe
The love is free

You need wings to get to heaven
Oh, to hell, you just need balls
It's a very rough trip
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by AndyKK » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:28 pm

phuketrichard wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm
pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm
phuketrichard wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:
:facepalm:
no,you paid her to leave..... :plus1:
No! It's only words "her". You paid HIM to leave.
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Re: Pattaya rule 3

Post by pczz » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:36 pm

AndyKK wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:28 pm
phuketrichard wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pm
pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm
phuketrichard wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:48 pm
pczz wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:11 pm
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go" :facepalm:
that joke is older than you :beer3:
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip :hattip:
:facepalm:
no,you paid her to leave..... :plus1:
No! It's only words "her". You paid HIM to leave.
Definitley a girl. I was young and inccoent and fresh off the boat but she was too chubby and short to be a ladyboy. pattaya rule #x if its short and chubby and wearing flat shoes its probably not a a ladyboy... :stir:
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