Pattaya rule 3
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Pattaya rule 3
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Re: Pattaya rule 3
Jesus, if that's all the way down at #3, I think we need to know numbers 1 and 2 as well.
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Re: Pattaya rule 3
They are smarter in Samui. One told me she would come for free. in the morning she asked for money. I said (wtf you said you come for free" and her reply was "yes but you have to pay me to go"
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Re: Pattaya rule 3
i would have thought that would rate about #6 in the predator/prey ratios
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Re: Pattaya rule 3
that joke is older than you
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Re: Pattaya rule 3
That's a old Thailand joke and Cambodia is just 20 years behind.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Re: Pattaya rule 3
But it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip
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Re: Pattaya rule 3
pczz wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pmBut it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip
no, you paid her to leave.....
The harlot hounded harlequin
As he eyed her with mistrust
I still call it love, he said
You don't even call it lust
They calmly talked it over
And agreed to disagree
He maintained her love was priceless
She maintained her love was free
She asked him, "Baby, would you like to come with me?"
The money's just for the room, babe
The love is free
You need wings to get to heaven
Oh, to hell, you just need balls
It's a very rough trip
There ain't no place to fall
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
Re: Pattaya rule 3
No! It's only words "her". You paid HIM to leave.phuketrichard wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pmpczz wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pmBut it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip
no,you paid her to leave.....
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Re: Pattaya rule 3
Definitley a girl. I was young and inccoent and fresh off the boat but she was too chubby and short to be a ladyboy. pattaya rule #x if its short and chubby and wearing flat shoes its probably not a a ladyboy...AndyKK wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:28 pmNo! It's only words "her". You paid HIM to leave.phuketrichard wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:20 pmpczz wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pmBut it is true. I have never heard it before, glad I am not the only one who fell fo it. I thought it was cleaver so I gave her a tip
no,you paid her to leave.....
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