Introduce Yourself
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I'll credit you a karma point if you promise that you post less than on TOF #Promisedbatshitcrazyweirdo wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:45 pm Hi yez. I'm batshitcrazyweirdo. I'm shy, compassionate, and like to look at lava lamps in my spare time.
I've been having problems with my previous landlord. Fuck him. I mean, pardon him.
I don't have many karma thangs and was hoping the General may give me .................... at least 800,000 to last me the month.
I'm sneaky, and may create a bat cave without you knowing it. I'm sad and very upset.
I'd like to give you all a hug right now.
Reverend Batshit
I actually don't give a flying fuck, furthermore nice to meet you all here!
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And exactly how long will that eviction notice be???? Just askin fer personal reference in the future n shit.General Mackevili wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:56 pmWelcome aboard! Are you here yet?LatinGemini wrote:Hi all...Visiting Cambodia next week. A small milestone after visiting the other 10 SEA countries. I love photography and wandering about.Welcome, newbie. Please be aware that your new landlords are not nearly as tolerant of bat droppings all over the place as your old landlord, so keep this place clean, or we will be forced to serve you an eviction notice rather quickly, likely without your deposit being refunded.batshitcrazyweirdo wrote:Hi yez. I'm batshitcrazyweirdo. I'm shy, compassionate, and like to look at lava lamps in my spare time.
I've been having problems with my previous landlord. Fuck him. I mean, pardon him.
I don't have many karma thangs and was hoping the General may give me .................... at least 800,000 to last me the month.
I'm sneaky, and may create a bat cave without you knowing it. I'm sad and very upset.
I'd like to give you all a hug right now.
Reverend Batshit
John Bingham wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:57 pm Yeah, good luck with that nonsensical verbal diarrhea, I'm sure everyone is real happy that you're here.
Hey!!! Bingbot, didn'tchoo take all my karma????
If you dinny want the poor bat, just say so. I cain't help whom I am. Jussssssssssssssssssssssss different, thaaaaaaaaaas all. Just sayin
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1 karma. Take it back. Buy a snack with it from the monks.Borum-Ex frm TOForum wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:00 pmI'll credit you a karma point if you promise that you post less than on TOF #Promisedbatshitcrazyweirdo wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:45 pm Hi yez. I'm batshitcrazyweirdo. I'm shy, compassionate, and like to look at lava lamps in my spare time.
I've been having problems with my previous landlord. Fuck him. I mean, pardon him.
I don't have many karma thangs and was hoping the General may give me .................... at least 800,000 to last me the month.
I'm sneaky, and may create a bat cave without you knowing it. I'm sad and very upset.
I'd like to give you all a hug right now.
Reverend Batshit
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I'll give you loads of useless karma points if you promise to:
A. Keep on topic. Your wild and weird associations don't really help, we need to be coherent when there is more than one member.
B. Sentences need to be less than say 200 characters, with recognizable punctuation. I just don't bother reading those run-on rants, I'm sure I'm not alone there.
C. You're a nice guy I'm sure, and you seem to have a brain, this is all good. If you could just think of your audience for a bit, that would help.
D. That role-playing and typing out internal dialogs with yourself got old real quick. Wise up man.
A. Keep on topic. Your wild and weird associations don't really help, we need to be coherent when there is more than one member.
B. Sentences need to be less than say 200 characters, with recognizable punctuation. I just don't bother reading those run-on rants, I'm sure I'm not alone there.
C. You're a nice guy I'm sure, and you seem to have a brain, this is all good. If you could just think of your audience for a bit, that would help.
D. That role-playing and typing out internal dialogs with yourself got old real quick. Wise up man.
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That's quite a tall order fer the bat, and you know it. It's mean almost. Bbbbbbbbbbbut ... how many karma we talkin about? Mucho? Betta be.John Bingham wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:20 pm I'll give you loads of useless karma points if you promise to:
A. Keep on topic. Your wild and weird associations don't really help, we need to be coherent when there is more than one member.
B. Sentences need to be less than say 200 characters, with recognizable punctuation. I just don't bother reading those run-on rants, I'm sure I'm not alone there.
C. You're a nice guy I'm sure, and you seem to have a brain, this is all good. If you could just think of your audience for a bit, that would help.
D. That role-playing and typing out internal dialogs with yourself got old real quick. Wise up man.
We can iron out the details later.
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Bat shit,
please stay otof where, cause i am banned, am not forced to even see u have added a post to your worthless thread and have to scroll past it.
Thanks
please stay otof where, cause i am banned, am not forced to even see u have added a post to your worthless thread and have to scroll past it.
Thanks
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How did my post get caught up in bat dropping analogies. I don't own bats or have any intentions of competing with batman.General Mackevili wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:56 pmWelcome aboard! Are you here yet?LatinGemini wrote:Hi all...Visiting Cambodia next week. A small milestone after visiting the other 10 SEA countries. I love photography and wandering about.Welcome, newbie. Please be aware that your new landlords are not nearly as tolerant of bat droppings all over the place as your old landlord, so keep this place clean, or we will be forced to serve you an eviction notice rather quickly, likely without your deposit being refunded.batshitcrazyweirdo wrote:Hi yez. I'm batshitcrazyweirdo. I'm shy, compassionate, and like to look at lava lamps in my spare time.
I've been having problems with my previous landlord. Fuck him. I mean, pardon him.
I don't have many karma thangs and was hoping the General may give me .................... at least 800,000 to last me the month.
I'm sneaky, and may create a bat cave without you knowing it. I'm sad and very upset.
I'd like to give you all a hug right now.
Reverend Batshit
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Re: Introduce Yourself
HAHAHA! Ok, "welcome." Is that better? Good to see you so active here already.LatinGemini wrote:
How did my post get caught up in bat dropping analogies. I don't own bats or have any intentions of competing with batman.
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Re: Introduce Yourself
Hey I'm Sean just here on a tourist visa but want to live here. Been here less than two weeks and already have a khmer girlfriend. But I also have very little money and no skills unless been a well spoken handsome late 20s white man counts. I'm doing all I can to not come home. Still suffering culture shock but love Cambodia so much. By the way please give me a job I'll work for anything or any amount of dollars I don't want to go back home eveeeeeer. I do have large sums of money in term investments I'm just broke while I wait for the withdrawal. Haha.
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Live like a Khmer. Send you gf out to work or try the gay bars on 174. sure you will get on fineA bardies wrote: ↑Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:01 pm Hey I'm Sean just here on a tourist visa but want to live here. Been here less than two weeks and already have a khmer girlfriend. But I also have very little money and no skills unless been a well spoken handsome late 20s white man counts. I'm doing all I can to not come home. Still suffering culture shock but love Cambodia so much. By the way please give me a job I'll work for anything or any amount of dollars I don't want to go back home eveeeeeer. I do have large sums of money in term investments I'm just broke while I wait for the withdrawal. Haha.
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