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Things That Could go Wrong with Star Wars Episode VII: The Song
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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GoT Blooper Reel, discovered by Mrs Stroppy
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Thanks everybody for sharing. Makes me laugh.
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How to catch fish - I think they are red piranha if I'm not mistaken.
Collected Wisdom:
I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom a lot these days.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row,
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan.
Collected Wisdom:
I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom a lot these days.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row,
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan.
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