Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Filipinos are known to eat pork out of Catholic pride. Not sure if that's humble, but it does keep the Muslims out.
Bacon, so small, if tasty.
I like real rashers / back bacon.
So fattylicious.
Bacon, so small, if tasty.
I like real rashers / back bacon.
So fattylicious.
Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay?
Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint.
Even then, don't come knocking...Not for ANY reason.
Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint.
Even then, don't come knocking...Not for ANY reason.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
I thibnk you ight have forgotten that the jewish faith also doent eat baconAnchor Moy wrote: ↑Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:54 am It's ok, you can go back to eating bacon. It was all a WHO-Islamic conspiracy to stop people eating pork. In fact, you should eat lots of it:
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/t ... ZJLDa_0B_l
I can see the day when eating bacon will become a patriotic duty. Die of heart disease - that will show those Islamo-fascists a thing or two.( And gives a fine epitaph: "He died eating for democracy.")
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Jesus, I posted that 2 years ago, but if you read the link you'll see the title of the article is : The World Health Organisation says bacon is carcinogenic and right-wingers think it's a Muslim conspiracy.pczz wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:12 pmI thibnk you ight have forgotten that the jewish faith also doent eat baconAnchor Moy wrote: ↑Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:54 am It's ok, you can go back to eating bacon. It was all a WHO-Islamic conspiracy to stop people eating pork. In fact, you should eat lots of it:
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/t ... ZJLDa_0B_l
I can see the day when eating bacon will become a patriotic duty. Die of heart disease - that will show those Islamo-fascists a thing or two.( And gives a fine epitaph: "He died eating for democracy.")
Read the article - nothing to do with Jews at all.
(Be nice if people would take 2 seconds to read things before commenting.)
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Sorry to disagree with Vladimir who posted "Sex causes death""
In my limited experience of life I understood that unprotected sex causes life.
Only if caught by your wife regarding unauthorised sex is death an immediate result!
In my limited experience of life I understood that unprotected sex causes life.
Only if caught by your wife regarding unauthorised sex is death an immediate result!
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Everyone who has ever had sex, or is the result of sex, dies.
Ergo, sex causes death.
Irrefutable.
Ergo, sex causes death.
Irrefutable.
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Eating pork out of Catholic pride? What on Earth does that mean?SmartAston Martin wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:19 pm Filipinos are known to eat pork out of Catholic pride. Not sure if that's humble, but it does keep the Muslims out.
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Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
Haha. It's a test in the PI.
Between Filipinos mostly. If you eat pork, you're OK.
The Catholics had problems with them. So they needed a simple test.
Catholics can eat pork, drink wine, etc.
Simple to grasp, really.
Like in WWII, if you were Dutch, you had to say "Shvangze nengung" (something like that) to prove you weren't German. Only Dutch and excellent linguists can say it correctly.
Between Filipinos mostly. If you eat pork, you're OK.
The Catholics had problems with them. So they needed a simple test.
Catholics can eat pork, drink wine, etc.
Simple to grasp, really.
Like in WWII, if you were Dutch, you had to say "Shvangze nengung" (something like that) to prove you weren't German. Only Dutch and excellent linguists can say it correctly.
Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay?
Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint.
Even then, don't come knocking...Not for ANY reason.
Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint.
Even then, don't come knocking...Not for ANY reason.
Re: Why you should be depressed - Bacon is BAD.
That's why jesus came back from the dead....that genius wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:50 pm Everyone who has ever had sex, or is the result of sex, dies.
Ergo, sex causes death.
Irrefutable.
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