JDMPRO777 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:24 am You all are so damn cheerful and witty. L. E. is law enforcement, and it sucked worse than a 25 mile bicycle ride in a monsoon with pneumonia. Especially when I realized my rainjacket had been given away to momma so she wouldn't get sprinkled on riding the 2 km back to her chicken coop 3 days prior. Can I say that here? When I finally arrived home, I was met with: NO EAT DIS! CAMBODIA NO EAT LYK DIS! NOOO! ONLY EAT DA WYT RICE.. NO EAT BROWN! NO GOOOOD! I thought brown rice was better for you which is what I have always been told, although admittedly I thought the purchase could lead to a confrontation exactly like this. I didn't really care. I believe mostly due to the realization that I had worked for the past 30 years of my life to end up on a used bicycle getting splashed by teenagers on mopeds in Cambodia. That rice sat there for a month until it was eventually carted away by momma to what I assume were her chickens. This irritated me because I was already feeding the damn neighbors chickens at my house. I liked feeding them. I liked my puppy also until the drunk next door ran it over. My neighbor ate it but at least offered me some (it was actually his puppy but he preferred to live with me). I am getting a damn tuk tuk. Apologize for the lack of paragraphs and spacing.

whiteribbon wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:49 pm Is this for real? I also have the tendency to over-share when I'm drunk but this wasn't posted at a time anyone would be drunk I think. I don't mind, it's actually kind of funny but I stopped believing any of it when the part about eating that puppy came up.