Naked Land lord
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Naked Land lord
When I moved into this place sometime ago I had to sign a lease and there were stipulations...well to sum it up...I can't do anything stupid; or otherwise I will be booted out or my deposit will be taken away. Well. its cool. But the other day I saw her naked in the shower with a random dude. I am offended.
What can I do about it?
What can I do about it?
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Re: Naked Land lord
So it's a landlady, not a landlord? I'd say you got off lightly. Next time, be the random dude that joins her.flying chicken wrote:But the other day I saw her naked in the shower with a random dude. I am offended.
What can I do about it?
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1. How do you just stumble upon someone in their own shower?flying chicken wrote:But the other day I saw her naked in the shower with a random dude.
What can I do about it?
2. What makes you think that dude was random (to her)?
3. What can you do about it? You can move out if you are so offended. Or you can stop creeping around her shower room.
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Glad we cleared that up. I was thinking he meant in his shower.Soi Dog wrote: 1. How do you just stumble upon someone in their own shower?
Either way; your landlady rocks! !
And if you do end up moving, I'd take her with you!
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...and how long did you linger and stare before you extricated yourself from the awkward situation? Did you hang around and make small talk or something?
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I'm starting to think we're not getting the whole story.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Well, I didnt kind of stumble in; the sound lead me there. Not long ago, during the peak of the mango season she usually go around to find the best ones off the ground and give them to me under a papaya tree.....but now I came to the realization that a naked bitch in the shower with a dude will never work out.Soi Dog wrote:1. How do you just stumble upon someone in their own shower?flying chicken wrote:But the other day I saw her naked in the shower with a random dude.
What can I do about it?
2. What makes you think that dude was random (to her)?
3. What can you do about it? You can move out if you are so offended. Or you can stop creeping around her shower room.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN AND PAY EXTREME HOMAGE TO HIS MAJESTIES flying chicken©
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It seems to be working out just fine....for that guy in the shower with the naked woman, anyway. Do you habitually go into her bathroom when you hear water running in there? If so, something like this was bound to happen, no?flying chicken wrote: Well, I didnt kind of stumble in; the sound lead me there. Not long ago, during the peak of the mango season she usually go around to find the best ones off the ground and give them to me under a papaya tree.....but now I came to the realization that a naked bitch in the shower with a dude will never work out.
And why would there be mangoes under a papaya tree?
Your landlady is a mango tease. That's what she is. The cunning seductress tempts you will mangoes (or possibly papayas - the jury is still out on that one) and then she goes off to shower with other random dude(s). That is just plain bad manners. Is she a CEO forum member? If she is I will definitely take away one karma from her. That'll teach her.
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