He probably landed a gig in Vietnam already:



"Superstar English teacher looking for work!

I am 19 from Holland. I am not a native speaker but can watch an American movie with no subtitles. I am also white and very handsome. I do not have a degree but I have life experience. I get on with everyone, I think everyone loves me. I make your classes really fun! I did a free telf with monkeyteachers online . I can also play the guitar and many games in class because I don't know how to teach but I know games are good fun. Their parents won't mind if they fail their tests as long as they have fun. I want the same salary as a native qualified speaker and will work split shifts. I don't have a police check but will only take students and teaching assistants home who want it. Also I don't date girls or boys under 16. I wear sandals and shorts to work because I am cool and your students will have super fun! I am a world traveller, I have taken my picture in front of many landmarks and gotten drunk in many western bars around the world. I think people are all the same and I love life! I am a experienced bartender and have experience as a sales manager of a shoe shop. I don't know much about punctuation but who does on here right?
PM me if you have a job or want to hang out, I love Vietnam! Bur but I will leave in 6 weeks"

This bloke must have two dicks..... couldn't be that stupid only playing with one!!!!!