Everybody was monk-fu fighting
- vladimir
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Everybody was monk-fu fighting
Yesterday, toddle off to the riverside for a few beers with a friend,/CIA undercover/covert ops get-together
Pun safety catch is on, minding my own business, chilling with JaapN (oops, there goes his reputation)
Enter stage left: The fake monk,asking for dosh. Jaap and I say no politely, he persists. He gets told to fuck off by both of us.
Things get testy,he is shaking his fist in Jaap's face, and I can see this is not going to end well...
I'm kind of waiting for the Chinese fake monk to throw a punch so we can give him some karma...
The owner's son comes out and tells him to move on. He does.
Then he comes back...more fist-waving, Khmer motodops gathering and also telling him to move on
Closest I or Jaap have come to punching a monk, maybe next time.
Beers with vlad...excitement guaranteed.
Pun safety catch is on, minding my own business, chilling with JaapN (oops, there goes his reputation)
Enter stage left: The fake monk,asking for dosh. Jaap and I say no politely, he persists. He gets told to fuck off by both of us.
Things get testy,he is shaking his fist in Jaap's face, and I can see this is not going to end well...
I'm kind of waiting for the Chinese fake monk to throw a punch so we can give him some karma...
The owner's son comes out and tells him to move on. He does.
Then he comes back...more fist-waving, Khmer motodops gathering and also telling him to move on
Closest I or Jaap have come to punching a monk, maybe next time.
Beers with vlad...excitement guaranteed.
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right?
Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
You might want to find a classier place to drink and maybe choose the indoor seating rather than sitting out by the road.
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but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
I may be going to hell in a bucket,
but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
Why? This is much more fun!sigmoid wrote:You might want to find a classier place to drink and maybe choose the indoor seating rather than sitting out by the road.
That was really close, his fist was about 10-15 cm from my face. He was really insulted, I think. Wanker.
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Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
Kung Fu fighting Monk!
I would have punched him but as he's a monk I would feel guilty, so its a no Kendo!!!
I would have punched him but as he's a monk I would feel guilty, so its a no Kendo!!!
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
- vladimir
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Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
Yeah, wat was I thinking?
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Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
I entered a pun comp last week'I so wanted to win I had ten attempts.
I really thought I,d win but no pun in ten did.
I really thought I,d win but no pun in ten did.
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Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
https://cambodiaexpatsonline.com/viewtop ... pun#p16598minjita wrote:I entered a pun comp last week'I so wanted to win I had ten attempts.
I really thought I,d win but no pun in ten did.
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Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
You should have tied his alms together.That was really close, his fist was about 10-15 cm from my face. He was really insulted, I think. Wanker. :mrgreen
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Re: Everybody was monk-fu fighting
That pun doesn't merit an answer, I've never hear a dharma reply.
Where is Nirvana when we need her?
Where is Nirvana when we need her?
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