The Pun Thread
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The Pun Thread
OK, a home for puns of all shapes and sizes, good or bad, the best or wurst you have...
I'll start it off
I've heard what sounds like a bullshit story about a cow, it's mooving but udderly ridiculous, the punner milked it for all it was worth
I'll start it off
I've heard what sounds like a bullshit story about a cow, it's mooving but udderly ridiculous, the punner milked it for all it was worth
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Re: The Pun Thread
oh, now were talking!!
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Re: The Pun Thread
You always resort to strawman arguments, Jamie
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Re: The Pun Thread
#Radiobread
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Did you hear about the naughty coffee bean?
He got grounded, and he became really bitter.
Then there was the hispter who burnt his tongue because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.
And the dumb IT technician who died of caffeine overdose because his computer kept on telling him he needed to re-install Java.
He got grounded, and he became really bitter.
Then there was the hispter who burnt his tongue because he sipped his coffee before it was cool.
And the dumb IT technician who died of caffeine overdose because his computer kept on telling him he needed to re-install Java.
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Re: The Pun Thread
Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Re: The Pun Thread
Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Re: The Pun Thread
Roger Bannister thought so four a few minutes
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Re: The Pun Thread
wise golfers usually play wearing 2 pairs of trousers, in case they get a hole in one
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So there's a cheerio, like a little honey cheerio. The thing with it is like it doesn't have a hole. It's kind of just a circle of grain. This practically makes him an outcast in the cheerio society. It's like a normal society but instead of humans it's cheerios. So, one day the cheerio outcast sees a beautiful cheerio that's just so beautiful. 10/10. He asks her out to his cousins wedding and she says no. So this is the push he needs to get surgery to get a hole. So he finally does it and sees the hot cheerio again. He asks her out again, she says yes this time.
So now they're at the wedding and there's a really nice and large buffet. So they're sitting at a table after the reception and the cheerio asks if he can get her anything. She responds, "Just get me some chicken." He goes to get it and comes back immediately. "What's wrong?" She asked.
"The line is too long."
"Get me some cake then I guess." He goes and comes back immediately. "The line is too long?" He nods. She lets out a deep sigh, rubs her eyes a few times and is visibly upset. She finally looks up to him and says, "Can you just get a drink then. Just a drink." He goes and comes back immediately, this time with what she wanted. He's holding two cups of fruit punch.
"That was quick."
He looks her dead in the eyes and says. "There isn't a punch line."
So now they're at the wedding and there's a really nice and large buffet. So they're sitting at a table after the reception and the cheerio asks if he can get her anything. She responds, "Just get me some chicken." He goes to get it and comes back immediately. "What's wrong?" She asked.
"The line is too long."
"Get me some cake then I guess." He goes and comes back immediately. "The line is too long?" He nods. She lets out a deep sigh, rubs her eyes a few times and is visibly upset. She finally looks up to him and says, "Can you just get a drink then. Just a drink." He goes and comes back immediately, this time with what she wanted. He's holding two cups of fruit punch.
"That was quick."
He looks her dead in the eyes and says. "There isn't a punch line."
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