Beggar Removals

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:59 pm

Well firstly I have to say thank-you to Jamie for his advice and online lessons in ''How To pull in the Chicks '' that I managed to convince two super-chicks to come with me for a few days stay in Chinaville / Casinoville.
We were one street back from the beach having a meal at Happy Pizza when a young 20 plus something ? professional beggar was doing his rounds at all the tables. Not have money buy rice. By the time he got to my table my blood was boiling so I stood up , grabbed a bottle of tomato sauce , removed the top and held it up high to pour some over his head. He gave out a yelp and backed off ten feet, but I followd him right out to the roadside.
Can't understand why the 30 plus dinners were looking at me but I did get one round of applause from one couple and a big smile from the female waitress.

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taabarang · Post by **taabarang** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:43 pm

Duncan wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:59 pm Well firstly I have to say thank-you to Jamie for his advice and online lessons in ''How To pull in the Chicks '' that I managed to convince two super-chicks to come with me for a few days stay in Chinaville / Casinoville.
We were one street back from the beach having a meal at Happy Pizza when a young 20 plus something ? professional beggar was doing his rounds at all the tables. Not have money buy rice. By the time he got to my table my blood was boiling so I stood up , grabbed a bottle of tomato sauce , removed the top and held it up high to pour some over his head. He gave out a yelp and backed off ten feet, but I followd him right out to the roadside.
Can't understand why the 30 plus dinners were looking at me but I did get one round of applause from one couple and a big smile from the female waitress.
Spoiler:
Jamies advice and online lessons were working .

Wow Jamie you must have been posting some pwerful advice lately. OP once accused me of forum rage, but I never knew table rage with ketchup could have such powerful aphrodisiacal side effects. Probably only works with "super-chicks" in happy pizza places in Shitsville.

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:54 pm

taabarang wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:43 pm
Duncan wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:59 pm Well firstly I have to say thank-you to Jamie for his advice and online lessons in ''How To pull in the Chicks '' that I managed to convince two super-chicks to come with me for a few days stay in Chinaville / Casinoville.
We were one street back from the beach having a meal at Happy Pizza when a young 20 plus something ? professional beggar was doing his rounds at all the tables. Not have money buy rice. By the time he got to my table my blood was boiling so I stood up , grabbed a bottle of tomato sauce , removed the top and held it up high to pour some over his head. He gave out a yelp and backed off ten feet, but I followd him right out to the roadside.
Can't understand why the 30 plus dinners were looking at me but I did get one round of applause from one couple and a big smile from the female waitress.
Spoiler:
Jamies advice and online lessons were working .

Wow Jamie you must have been posting some pwerful advice lately. OP once accused me of forum rage, but I never knew table rage with ketchup could have such powerful aphrodisiacal side effects. Probably only works with "super-chicks" in happy pizza places in Shitsville.

ive just upgraded my Sauce & Wesson

to an TK47

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:00 pm

Duncan wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:59 pm We were one street back from the beach having a meal at Happy Pizza when a young 20 plus something ? professional beggar was doing his rounds at all the tables. Not have money buy rice. By the time he got to my table my blood was boiling so I stood up , grabbed a bottle of tomato sauce , removed the top and held it up high to pour some over his head. He gave out a yelp and backed off ten feet, but I followd him right out to the roadside.

I don't get that. Why was your blood boiling? I was in Europe last year and there are loads of persistent junkie and gypsy beggars there, always trying to spin you some boring spiel about hostels and cups of tea.
Nearly all of them are on social-welfare and get a huge amount of benefits while being absolutely useless at anything except being a nuisance, robbing and stabbing people.
I don't get bothered by the beggars here, in the neighborhood we just get genuinely poor beggars. Amputees, blind, unwanted old people from the boonies. There are some very sketchy ones about too though, the really dirty-looking ones are usually fucked up on glue/ heroin/ meth.

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:17 pm

John Bingham wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:00 pmI was in Europe last year and there are loads of persistent junkie and gypsy beggars there, always trying to spin you some boring spiel about hostels and cups of tea...

Offering you cups of tea? I have something to tell you...

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:40 pm

They don't offer anything, they just need cups of tea and hostels, and absolutely would never spend the money on smack or anything like that.

AlonzoPartriz · Post by **AlonzoPartriz** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:03 am

John Bingham wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:40 pm They don't offer anything, they just need cups of tea and hostels, and absolutely would never spend the money on smack or anything like that.

Why Bingham it sounds like you have had experience from the other side of the fence.

However, i do agree with you asx far as the beggars here go. It's only really a problem at riverside for me. You get mutants shipped in to drip leprosy or wobble growths in front of you while you're trying to eat your breakfast.

John Bingham · Post by **John Bingham** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:28 am

AlonzoPartriz wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:03 am Why Bingham it sounds like you have had experience from the other side of the fence.

Nope, I've known all sorts though.

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