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Re: No Joke Howard Writes a Book!

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Jamie_Lambo wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:46 pm If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days? 8431 - 22 = 8409 of his subscribers who dont give a fuck

b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500? 55 and a half days for 22 people to raise $2500

c) how old would NJH be by then? 55 days older than he his now
Ah yes, but you didn't show your working, so you obviously cheated and therefore fail. See me after class (with tea money) and we'll discuss moving you to the top of the class if your parents are (currently) rich and powerful.
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StroppyChops wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:51 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:46 pm If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days? 8431 - 22 = 8409 of his subscribers who dont give a fuck

b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500? 55 and a half days for 22 people to raise $2500

c) how old would NJH be by then? 55 days older than he his now
Ah yes, but you didn't show your working, so you obviously cheated and therefore fail. See me after class (with tea money) and we'll discuss moving you to the top of the class if your parents are (currently) rich and powerful.
a) 8431 followers on youtube, 22 donated, 8431 - 22 = 8409 followers who couldnt give a fuck
b)
$544 x 4 = $2176,
11 x 4 = 44days,
$544/11 = $54.45 per day,
$2500 - $2176 = $324,
$324/$54.45 = 6days,
44+6 = 50days (no idea why i put 55 n a half days before, it was meant to be 50 an a half days, but even that was half a day out after my 2nd calculation)
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Jamie_Lambo wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 3:59 pm
StroppyChops wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:51 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:46 pm If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days? 8431 - 22 = 8409 of his subscribers who dont give a fuck

b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500? 55 and a half days for 22 people to raise $2500

c) how old would NJH be by then? 55 days older than he his now
Ah yes, but you didn't show your working, so you obviously cheated and therefore fail. See me after class (with tea money) and we'll discuss moving you to the top of the class if your parents are (currently) rich and powerful.
a) 8431 followers on youtube, 22 donated, 8431 - 22 = 8409 followers who couldnt give a fuck
b)
$544 x 4 = $2176,
11 x 4 = 44days,
$544/11 = $54.45 per day,
$2500 - $2176 = $324,
$324/$54.45 = 6days,
44+6 = 50days (no idea why i put 55 n a half days before, it was meant to be 50 an a half days, but even that was half a day out after my 2nd calculation)
Did you carry the one, and allow for public holidays?
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StroppyChops wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 4:09 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 3:59 pm
StroppyChops wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:51 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:46 pm If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days? 8431 - 22 = 8409 of his subscribers who dont give a fuck

b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500? 55 and a half days for 22 people to raise $2500

c) how old would NJH be by then? 55 days older than he his now
Ah yes, but you didn't show your working, so you obviously cheated and therefore fail. See me after class (with tea money) and we'll discuss moving you to the top of the class if your parents are (currently) rich and powerful.
a) 8431 followers on youtube, 22 donated, 8431 - 22 = 8409 followers who couldnt give a fuck
b)
$544 x 4 = $2176,
11 x 4 = 44days,
$544/11 = $54.45 per day,
$2500 - $2176 = $324,
$324/$54.45 = 6days,
44+6 = 50days (no idea why i put 55 n a half days before, it was meant to be 50 an a half days, but even that was half a day out after my 2nd calculation)
Did you carry the one, and allow for public holidays?
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So this is what constitutes as fun in Pattaya these days? Get yourself to a bar!!
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Back on topic . . . .

NJH's book is currently #12 on Amazon's 'Best Sellers in Cambodia Travel Guides'! That's a pretty good effort. All credit to Cambodian Forums for plugging it for him.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/16783/

I'm sure he'll cancel his GoFundMe. Big bucks from Amazon coming his way soon!

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StroppyChops wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 2:34 pm

a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days?

I choose a), count me A number fuck'n 1 on that list :pirat:
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Username Taken wrote:Back on topic . . . .

NJH's book is currently #12 on Amazon's 'Best Sellers in Cambodia Travel Guides'! That's a pretty good effort. All credit to Cambodian Forums for plugging it for him.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/16783/

I'm sure he'll cancel his GoFundMe. Big bucks from Amazon coming his way soon!

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I noticed it's a KindleUnlimited book, which means you can download it for "free" if you're a member. I am, so maybe I will, LoL.

Most titles on that list are either KindleUnlimited or Prime, so I'm guessing his book shot up for no other reason than he recently put it on the freebie list.

Hell, it's already dropped down to number 15 since you've posted that, unless we see different lists.

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General Mackevili wrote: Sun May 21, 2017 10:19 pm
I noticed it's a KindleUnlimited book, which means you can download it for "free" if you're a member. I am, so maybe I will, LoL.

Yeah, do it and then give it out for free, I'm sure there are some laughs to be had from that pinhead's meanderings.
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