A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
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Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
i tried to watch and got thru about 5 minutes and ....what shit.
as jamie said u must have to be Australian to think its funny
as jamie said u must have to be Australian to think its funny
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Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
The subtlety of a sledge hammer but I think it is funny (Housos, not Pineapple or whatever his name is).
Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
Trailer Park Boysphuketrichard wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:37 pm i tried to watch and got thru about 5 minutes and ....what shit.
as jamie said u must have to be Australian to think its funny
Serial from Canada eh. Same same different accent.
But lasted 15 years so what do I know is funny.
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Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
A day in the life of BKKTRAPPER:
12.30 pm : Wake up with a stinking hangover in your mom's basement.
1.00 pm: Boil some water for your ramen.
2.30 pm: Check the internet to find all of your previous day's efforts have been deleted and you have been banned.
3.00 pm: Set up a new e-mail account, and some new accounts on a few forums.
3.10 pm: Start huffing gasoline. Go into a daze.
5.00 pm: Type a few random misspelt words, making sure to include "feminazi", "backpacker", "ex-pat" and "50 cent beers".
5.20 pm: Tell everyone about your $5000 an hour job.
5.37 pm: Huff some of your mom's nail-polish remover. Go into a daze.
7.30 pm: Watch Neighbours.
8.00 pm: Your mom comes in and tells you you're a useless cunt.
8.01 pm: Go back down to your mom's basement.
8.22 pm: Wank yourself silly over an old copy of Razzle.
8.46 pm: Fall asleep.
3.45 am: Piss yourself.
11.55 am: Wake up in a pool of piss, but too fucked to do anything about it.
12.30 pm: Repeat the above.
12.30 pm : Wake up with a stinking hangover in your mom's basement.
1.00 pm: Boil some water for your ramen.
2.30 pm: Check the internet to find all of your previous day's efforts have been deleted and you have been banned.
3.00 pm: Set up a new e-mail account, and some new accounts on a few forums.
3.10 pm: Start huffing gasoline. Go into a daze.
5.00 pm: Type a few random misspelt words, making sure to include "feminazi", "backpacker", "ex-pat" and "50 cent beers".
5.20 pm: Tell everyone about your $5000 an hour job.
5.37 pm: Huff some of your mom's nail-polish remover. Go into a daze.
7.30 pm: Watch Neighbours.
8.00 pm: Your mom comes in and tells you you're a useless cunt.
8.01 pm: Go back down to your mom's basement.
8.22 pm: Wank yourself silly over an old copy of Razzle.
8.46 pm: Fall asleep.
3.45 am: Piss yourself.
11.55 am: Wake up in a pool of piss, but too fucked to do anything about it.
12.30 pm: Repeat the above.
Silence, exile, and cunning.
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Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
I live in Broward, maybe years ago but all the New Yorkers/Bostonians, Haitians/Jamaicans and Cubans squeezed the rednecks out to Davie. Kissimmee, Ocala, Jacksonville are way worse for white trash.Luigi wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:36 pmMaybe Broward County. Only place I've ever met that concentratio of white trash in the limp penis state.Seasquatch wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:07 pm Ha ha haaaaa 100 times funnier than anything I've seen on septic tv for a long time I'm going to watch the other episodes.
You call flops - thongs? Hilarious!
Maybe Florida broke off Australia millions of years ago.
The show is a bit gonzo but I like some self loathing nasty humor, Married with Children is one of my favorites. I grew up watching a lot of Australian movies back in the 80's so maybe I get it.
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Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
I used to play the exact same pokie machine on that bar stool as BKKtrapper's step dad in his terrible mustache sat on. I played to the credit limit, 200 credit per spin some where in a bar in Maitland -- ordered a glass of cold Toohey when I got 15 free games the machine just gone mad somewhere during my 8th free games but it stopped at $500 winning limit either the fucking Aristocrat pokie machine manufacturer put it to that limit or the fucking bar owner....didnt make much sense to gamble as it cost 5 bucks a spin and your highest return is capped at 500 bucks. Anyway when I tried to cash out it required hand pay -- when I called a brunette waitress over to cash out she asked for my ID, I guess didnt help as I still had my Maitland high school t-shirt uniform on. But not only I did not got paid my winning which I think I rightfully deserved, the bitch proceeded telling how illegal is was and what a bad boy I am.
But for all the bad experience I have had in the terrible New South Wale land the hot blonde babes on Newscastle beach made up for it.
But for all the bad experience I have had in the terrible New South Wale land the hot blonde babes on Newscastle beach made up for it.
Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
'' New South Wale land the hot blonde babes on Newscastle beach made up for it.
Didn't happen unless you have photographic evidence.
Didn't happen unless you have photographic evidence.
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Re: A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER
All I can tell from those memorable experiences the Aussie babes digged me.
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