Go Fund me - when you die in Cambodia... who pays ?
- frank lee bent
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its a real bargain in global terms
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Im dead. Just burn and spread my ashes here. My bro is my beneficiary. If he wants he can cash out my retirement money.
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I don't care what happens to me but please don't post any pics on FB. I don't want that to be the last thing people remember about me.
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- The Dark Horse
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I forsee a small personnal chinese style cemetery with a sea view and a small but comfortable concrete roofed pergola with a nearby ice box caved in a rock for the comfort of the living souls wishing to pay me a visit.
- John Bingham
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Those pagoda cremations can run you up a few quid. You can't just leave corpses lying around, it's a health hazard besides anything else. You can get a simple cremation on a pile of logs though, they are cheap. Paying $40,000 to transport a body half way across the world? That's just a waste of resources, especially if you don't have them and have to borrow the funds.cptrelentless wrote:They can torch me at the pagoda. Or leave me lying where I fall. I'll not really give a shit at that point. Surely you can just put the ashes in a jar and have someone take it with them when they're next going back.
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Re: Go Fund me - when you die in Cambodia... who pays ?
As I noted earlier $25(bucks, not quid)at one of our local noisy wats. Slightly more expensive if you don't supply the kindling.
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Re: Go Fund me - when you die in Cambodia... who pays ?
but they do leave bodies lying around, at least for a few days!John Bingham wrote:Those pagoda cremations can run you up a few quid. You can't just leave corpses lying around, it's a health hazard besides anything else. You can get a simple cremation on a pile of logs though, they are cheap. Paying $40,000 to transport a body half way across the world? That's just a waste of resources, especially if you don't have them and have to borrow the funds.cptrelentless wrote:They can torch me at the pagoda. Or leave me lying where I fall. I'll not really give a shit at that point. Surely you can just put the ashes in a jar and have someone take it with them when they're next going back.
I was in a province and there was two dead barangs (moto accident and heart attack) haging around for two days!
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But it's not just FB. There are those horrible expat forums as well. Lol.rozzieoz wrote:I don't care what happens to me but please don't post any pics on FB. I don't want that to be the last thing people remember about me.
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Hints on how to die discreetly.
Make sure that you die in a boring manner that doesn't make the news. I think the khmer media has more or less stopped printing photos of barangs who die of natural causes.
Wear respectable granny underwear and wrap a krama around your face when traveling by motorbike. (That's for the ladies; for the men, wear a shirt.)
Try to avoid dying in a public place where people will film your demise on their phones and post it on youtube.ie; Avoid having a heart attack while dancing on the tables at Chivas.
Do not die while naked and tripping, or other attention-seeking behaviour that will get picked up by the Daily Mail and make you world-famous.
Do not die in Pattaya, of anything at all.
Thatz the basics , but there is probably so much more ...
Re: Go Fund me - when you die in Cambodia... who pays ?
I wonder if the medical school(s) want / need cadavers?
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