how to ask expats here questions
- bolueeleh
- Expatriate
- Posts: 4448
- Joined: Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:39 am
- Reputation: 842
- Location: anywhere with cheap bonks
how to ask expats here questions
step 1 - give as much details of your problems as possible,
e.g. how much money you want to burn, does it bleed when you pee. etc
step 2 - let all the seniors here have a good laugh about it
step 3 - after all the regulars here have a good and see if anybody answer or help you out
P.s. dont forget to post the question in a condescending , ironical , weird or just simply stupid way, you will get better results that way
e.g. how much money you want to burn, does it bleed when you pee. etc
step 2 - let all the seniors here have a good laugh about it
step 3 - after all the regulars here have a good and see if anybody answer or help you out
P.s. dont forget to post the question in a condescending , ironical , weird or just simply stupid way, you will get better results that way
Money is not the problem, the problem is no money
- Duncan
- Sir Duncan
- Posts: 8149
- Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:22 pm
- Reputation: 2357
- Location: Wonder Why Central
Re: how to ask expats here questions
bolueeleh wrote:step 1 - give as much details of your problems as possible,
e.g. how much money you want to burn, does it bleed when you pee. etc
step 2 - let all the seniors here have a good laugh about it
step 3 - after all the regulars here have a good and see if anybody answer or help you out
P.s. dont forget to post the question in a condescending , ironical , weird or just simply stupid way, you will get better results that way
Well, it just shows how wrong I've been all these years, I thought we were supposed to do that with the answers.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
- General Mackevili
- The General
- Posts: 18420
- Joined: Tue May 06, 2014 5:24 pm
- Reputation: 3416
- Location: The Kingdom
- Contact:
Re: how to ask expats here questions
Haha! These could be the official rules if we just reverse steps 2 and 3!
"Life is too important to take seriously."
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
Have a story or an anonymous news tip for CEO? Need advertising? CONTACT ME
Cambodia Expats Online is the most popular community in the country. JOIN TODAY
Follow CEO on social media:
Facebook
Twitter
YouTube
Google+
Instagram
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
Have a story or an anonymous news tip for CEO? Need advertising? CONTACT ME
Cambodia Expats Online is the most popular community in the country. JOIN TODAY
Follow CEO on social media:
YouTube
Google+
- timmydownawell
- Expatriate
- Posts: 3626
- Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:50 pm
- Reputation: 1454
Re: how to ask expats here questions
I wonder if alexfrance22's t-shirt bar has taken off...
edit: oh wait never mind oops
edit: oh wait never mind oops
You must walk in traffic to cross the road - Cambodian proverb
-
- Expatriate
- Posts: 13458
- Joined: Wed May 28, 2014 11:37 pm
- Reputation: 3974
Re: how to ask expats here questions
My two favorite types of questions are :
1/ I've never been to Cambodia but I think i'll start up a business there, do you have any helpful hints ?
2/ I've just arrived in Cambodia and I've met this really beautiful girl who is sincere and doesn't want my money, so how much should I give her ? (Because she's poor and supporting a sick grandma and two sick buffalo and she goes to school by day and works in a bar/massage parlour - as a cashier - by night.)
Cambodia, I love your cliches.
And then the OP disses us because we take the piss...
1/ I've never been to Cambodia but I think i'll start up a business there, do you have any helpful hints ?
2/ I've just arrived in Cambodia and I've met this really beautiful girl who is sincere and doesn't want my money, so how much should I give her ? (Because she's poor and supporting a sick grandma and two sick buffalo and she goes to school by day and works in a bar/massage parlour - as a cashier - by night.)
Cambodia, I love your cliches.
And then the OP disses us because we take the piss...
- Jamie_Lambo
- The Cool Boxing Guy
- Posts: 15039
- Joined: Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:34 am
- Reputation: 3132
- Location: ลพบุรี
Re: how to ask expats here questions
this 100%Anchor Moy wrote:My two favorite types of questions are :
1/ I've never been to Cambodia but I think i'll start up a business there, do you have any helpful hints ?
2/ I've just arrived in Cambodia and I've met this really beautiful girl who is sincere and doesn't want my money, so how much should I give her ? (Because she's poor and supporting a sick grandma and two sick buffalo and she goes to school by day and works in a bar/massage parlour - as a cashier - by night.)
Cambodia, I love your cliches.
And then the OP disses us because we take the piss...
Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
- 11 Replies
- 2101 Views
-
Last post by Chuck Borris
-
- 5 Replies
- 2148 Views
-
Last post by Freightdog
-
- 21 Replies
- 6106 Views
-
Last post by Mojo
-
- 16 Replies
- 3222 Views
-
Last post by Apparition
-
- 16 Replies
- 2875 Views
-
Last post by Grand Barong
-
- 41 Replies
- 4769 Views
-
Last post by MrBen87
-
- 6 Replies
- 2667 Views
-
Last post by Bluenose
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 450 guests