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how to ask expats here questions

Post by bolueeleh » Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:57 pm

step 1 - give as much details of your problems as possible,
e.g. how much money you want to burn, does it bleed when you pee. etc

step 2 - let all the seniors here have a good laugh about it

step 3 - after all the regulars here have a good and see if anybody answer or help you out

P.s. dont forget to post the question in a condescending , ironical , weird or just simply stupid way, you will get better results that way
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Re: how to ask expats here questions

Post by Duncan » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:06 pm

bolueeleh wrote:step 1 - give as much details of your problems as possible,
e.g. how much money you want to burn, does it bleed when you pee. etc

step 2 - let all the seniors here have a good laugh about it

step 3 - after all the regulars here have a good and see if anybody answer or help you out

P.s. dont forget to post the question in a condescending , ironical , weird or just simply stupid way, you will get better results that way






Well, it just shows how wrong I've been all these years, I thought we were supposed to do that with the answers.
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Re: how to ask expats here questions

Post by General Mackevili » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:09 pm

Haha! These could be the official rules if we just reverse steps 2 and 3! :thumb:
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Re: how to ask expats here questions

Post by timmydownawell » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:28 pm

I wonder if alexfrance22's t-shirt bar has taken off...

edit: oh wait never mind oops :D
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Re: how to ask expats here questions

Post by Anchor Moy » Wed Oct 26, 2016 6:48 pm

My two favorite types of questions are :
1/ I've never been to Cambodia but I think i'll start up a business there, do you have any helpful hints ?
2/ I've just arrived in Cambodia and I've met this really beautiful girl who is sincere and doesn't want my money, so how much should I give her ? (Because she's poor and supporting a sick grandma and two sick buffalo and she goes to school by day and works in a bar/massage parlour - as a cashier - by night.)
Cambodia, I love your cliches. :OD:

And then the OP disses us because we take the piss... :shrug:
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Re: how to ask expats here questions

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:21 pm

Anchor Moy wrote:My two favorite types of questions are :
1/ I've never been to Cambodia but I think i'll start up a business there, do you have any helpful hints ?
2/ I've just arrived in Cambodia and I've met this really beautiful girl who is sincere and doesn't want my money, so how much should I give her ? (Because she's poor and supporting a sick grandma and two sick buffalo and she goes to school by day and works in a bar/massage parlour - as a cashier - by night.)
Cambodia, I love your cliches. :OD:

And then the OP disses us because we take the piss... :shrug:
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