Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

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Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

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Don’t get me wrong, I like a laugh and even to make light at some important moments in life, but come on Clarkson are you fucking nuts?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 51404.html
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

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Trevor Noah's Mandela impersonation

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Garry.Crabtree wrote:Don’t get me wrong, I like a laugh and even to make light at some important moments in life, but come on Clarkson are you fucking nuts?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 51404.html
Media sensation. Not that I have problem with the skin color propaganda. But his children use his good name to get fame.
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Let me ask another dumb question to the dumb Americans and others. Why are there 13 arrows on the eagle's foot in the one dollar' bills. Because the founding father i.e George Washington isnt ignorant, as he discovered wisdomfrom the natives.
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Why the arrow on an eagle' feet you may ask. According to the legend, the native gave the white an arrow and its easily broke in half, so do 2 and 3 and 4. So the natives gave them more than 10 arrows, this time the white man couldnt break it. I am just guessing this shit, maybe thats where term coined "united we stand, divided we fall"
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Is it possible to ban flying chicken from posting outside of asinine arena?
He is completely random.
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Ok man. you sound like a young punk with a dildo in a purse. PM is for gay people.
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flying chicken wrote:Ok man. you sound like a young punk with a dildo in a purse. PM is for gay people.
Can you at least attempt to stay slightly on topic while posting outside the Asinine Arena? That would be great.
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lol, I missed his randomness. Sometimes he's just like a....well.... a chicken with its head cut off! Bless you chook, you always make me laugh! :beer1:
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General Mackevili wrote:
flying chicken wrote:Ok man. you sound like a young punk with a dildo in a purse. PM is for gay people.
Can you at least attempt to stay slightly on topic while posting outside the Asinine Arena? That would be great.


Thank to you I got 5 good karma points decreased by ali baba.
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