Dedicated to Vlad
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Awww man, hate to have a Simon Cowell as a judge.Garry.Crabtree wrote:I'm up for it, but I'm useless at competitions. I once entered an erection contest but lost as I only got through to the semis.Joon wrote:I think I want a "pun-off" between vlad and crabtree on particular themes thrown in this thread.
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Re: Dedicated to Vlad
Oh to be in Phnom Penh,now that Vlad is there.
Sit at his feet, and meet his steely stare.
Learn grammar,punctuation,how to pun with flair.
But yet, when all is done, it's just hot air.
Sit at his feet, and meet his steely stare.
Learn grammar,punctuation,how to pun with flair.
But yet, when all is done, it's just hot air.
The most boring man in the World. Ever!
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At last, I have been waiting for a thread to mention Simon Cowell, I have hundreds of jokes about that tosser.flying chicken wrote:Awww man, hate to have a Simon Cowell as a judge.Garry.Crabtree wrote:I'm up for it, but I'm useless at competitions. I once entered an erection contest but lost as I only got through to the semis.Joon wrote:I think I want a "pun-off" between vlad and crabtree on particular themes thrown in this thread.
No.1
Is Simon Cowell an utter cunt?
Well it's a yes for me
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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No. 2
Did Simon hit on Cherl Cole?
Answer: he didnt, they were just on a business trip.
Did Simon hit on Cherl Cole?
Answer: he didnt, they were just on a business trip.
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No3
"Hey Simon, can I have my trousers back now", says the Jolly Green Giant.
"Hey Simon, can I have my trousers back now", says the Jolly Green Giant.
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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No 4.Garry.Crabtree wrote:No3
"Hey Simon, can I have my trousers back now", says the Jolly Green Giant.
Why did Gary crap on a tree
Because Simon said so.
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Me too, I fainted, not enough blood for both of us.Garry.Crabtree wrote:I'm up for it, but I'm useless at competitions. I once entered an erection contest but lost as I only got through to the semis.Joon wrote:I think I want a "pun-off" between vlad and crabtree on particular themes thrown in this thread.
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